Three winners for Thursday and Friday announced today! And the're NAKED!!!

[Captain_insano]

it looks like everyone is winning this stuff. when do i win one for being the biggest asshole on the forum?

Get in line behind The Varnsen and Madbomber Fuckface.

 

[Daeo]

Dear friends and fellow athletes,

I have to give credit to the following three people. Although their profiles are not as complete as they should be, and the do not yet have elitefitness.com email addresses, they have all shown outstanding dedication to the elitefitness.com site!

Umm, I'm not trying to be an ass here. But those three people have only been here for a few months won just because they show their naked asses covered up with a piece of paper that say "elite"? I'm not really desperate for a prize but it sounds like bullshit to me. My notion was that it was what your profile was like, not a stripping contest...

 

[Warik]

Agreed

People pose naked and get free stuff and I can't even get one free sample serving of Vanilla Triple Threat after being here for over a year.

Not that my naturally lean self is interested in any Phentorhfjalkgdslyrlic PPA fat burning stuff (I didn't even fill out my profile), but at least make the "contest" fair for the people who took the time to fill out their profiles.

"Although their profiles are not as complete as they should be"

Isn't that the idea of the contest?

"they have all shown outstanding dedication to the elitefitness.com site!"

woohoo... let me go take off my pants and get free stuff. Can I get two bottles if I write "Elite Fitness!" on my genitalia instead of on a piece of paper covering my genitalia?

-Warik

 

[Daeo]

The thing that really bothered me was that THEY DIDN'T EVEN HAVE AN ELITEMAIL ACCOUNT! How loyal is that???

 

[Frackal]

George, I will write "www.elitefitness.com The Most Controversial Bodybuilding and Fitness Site On The Net" on my penis (yeah it will fit the whole thing) if you send me some PPA!

 

[MommaKin]

Daeo, they didn't even have elite emails? Well, that's not right then.....how dedicated to elite are they? so, let's all post half nude pics and then we'll win? that's bs..i won't use that crap anyhow, but, i'm sure there are others on here that would and deserve it more

 

[Milhouse]

Congrats to the winners, now my question is all the people winning are already lean.

I can still pinch half an inch, I need it more, just kidding

 

[Milhouse]

CaptainAwesomeCrotchrot,
Do you ever have anything nice to say to anyone? Just because you have the build of a 6 year old girl stop taking it out on everyone else.

Now go play fetch on the freeway.

 

[MommaKin]

Captain_Fott_Up_My_Ass, it was Mr Spellwin who said to have an elite mail in your profile......
Now go jam your other foot up your ass, lord knows there is room

 

[Daeo]

Listen up. I could really care less if I can get a bottle of ppa. Why in the hell would I use that over clen, T3, or DNP to get cut up. So the prize wasn't an issue here. But the whole premise of the contest was that you had to have a fairly complete profile and also a elitemail account. I didn't make up these rules, George did. Sorta like someone winning the lottery that didn't even buy a ticket...