this young punk almost ruined my night last night

[GoldenDelicious]

So, you let the this guy grab your hand and get away with it? To each his own, but I would have taken out his knee and broke a bottle over his head as he was going down. Arguing with someone face to face in a crowded bar is a great way to get blindsided. I grew up getting the shit beat out of me by my older brothers so I have zero tolerance for that that kind of nonsense, which is why I rarely go to bars.

now now if i had done that, there would have been consequences that id rather do without. im 100% that i would have beaten him silly, but then where would i be? maybe a bit less frustrated, but at the same time, a bit anxious that i would be halfway through my fourth beer when he sees me again, having ingested enough liquid courage to smack me in the head with a bottle/glass/ashtray/fatchick while im not looking, AND probably subject to a lawsuit (this is the same nightclub that i myself am charging a guy with assault, and have been heavily aided in the case by one of the 70 or so digital cameras that litter the place.) nooooooooooooooo waaaaaaaaaay am i going to be on the receiving end of that.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Do you really say mate and wanker all the time?

lol yep. all the time. especially in nightclubs

everytime you see your mate, its like, "maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate hows it goin? " and around here, its inevitable that some wanker will walk past/bump you/ introduce himself as alien amp pharm and you just have to say "bloody hell what a wanker"

 

[Seashell]

lol yep. all the time. especially in nightclubs

everytime you see your mate, its like, "maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate hows it goin? " and around here, its inevitable that some wanker will walk past/bump you/ introduce himself as alien amp pharm and you just have to say "bloody hell what a wanker"

 

[Evil_Frisky]

id love to wank, but in real life, i actually have no hands and i type with my dick

 

[Fatbastard02]

Handled it wrong bro.. Should have told that cutie girl what that guy was saying. That Cutie girl would have kicked his ass AND embarssed him infront of EVERYONE.

 

[Subzeero]

moka choka lata.
































































































































pussy!

 

[Allon]

I seriously would love to know what Dirk would have done.

 

[Allon]

I know how GD would have replied:[/COLOR]

let me tell you gys about this mofo last night

anyway, i was out and about in a nightclub last night, and as usual, i was looking good. really good. excellent, in fact. and even though taht has nothing to do with the story, i figured id mention it...just because i can

Rant rant rant, defy defy defy, try to contradict with all my will power

anyway, so im on the dancefloor, when a buddy of mine says "i want to dance up on the stage, can you come along with me so i dont look like a wanker?" (deep down i thought, opps, too late for that) but said yeah, alright lets go.
Rant rant rant, defy defy defy, try to contradict with all my will power
so as im walking on the stage over to the girl my mate wants to make moves on, this young guy (18? short, ugly, untrained) grabs my hands and says "mate, keep your hands to yourself" so i say "what?" given that my hands were already perfectly to myself and he says "mate, i saw that your hands were getting a bit too close to my girlfriend there". anyway, cutting out a lot of repea
Rant rant rant, defy defy defy, try to contradict with all my will power
ted sentences, i could see that this guy was just being belligirent, since i did no such thing, and i go "mate, do you find that you get called 'wanker' a lot?" and he says "yep, i do, and i masturbate a lot too" and i say "yeah, i kinda got that impression about you" then i go "mate, which girl did you say was yours? was it that one over there? im just going to go hit on her for a bit, if thats alright with you" and i walk over and start chatting to the girl...anyway, i ask if she has a boyfriend, and she says "no, i dont have a boyfriend"....meaning that the little fucker was totally full of shit from the outset, and just wanted to start trouble
Rant rant rant, defy defy defy, try to contradict with all my will power
so anyway, needless to say not only was i no longer in the mood to dance, but trembling with anger, i walk over the the guy again (on the way off the stage) politely inform him of his fate should i see him outside the nightclub, and leave

Rant rant rant, defy defy defy, try to contradict with all my will power

normally things dont get to me terribly much but i was hanging out to cave this guys skull in, i just cant stand things like that

so yeeeeeeeeessssssssssss there you go

 

[Dags]

What a douchebag, australians are weirdos

and JA that chimney guy story pissed me off, he's lucky you didnt break his face.

You reckon us Aussies are weirdos.I just watched 5 minutes of Jerry Springer and thats what I call fucked up! We are not all the same and to think that we are just because we are born in the same country proves how dumb you really are.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

sorry to recycle a line from saturday night, but Allon, do you find that you get called 'wanker' a lot?

got a girlfriend? is she cute? mind if i hit on her for a bit?