this was weird - do I take it personally?

[Rachel...lol]

I've been trying to get myself a life up here in the PNW (i.e. - get a little action).

Met a guy - kind of like him. He was at my place last night for the first time - and we're about to - for the first time - and he seemed surprised that I made no mention of wanting to turn the lights off. Why would I want to turn the lights off?

Do most womenz want the lights off? confused.

 

[shirlene29]

maybe he wanted the lights off?? or..maybe he thinks its more uhh...Idk, sets the mood or something

I dont care if the lights are on or off or if the middle of day or sunrise or whatever..lets get it ON

 

[chewyxrage]

His action lately has been with some self-conscious women, so that's what he was expecting. (Captain Obvious over here)

Lights on is waay better unless you're worried about neighbors

 

[WoodyO]

Maybe he has a small peener and didn't want you to stare at it.

 

[WoodyO]

So, did you do it?

 

[brownbrown]

So, did you do it?

Close the deal or what?

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[Rachel...lol]

Maybe he has a small peener and didn't want you to stare at it.

Like I wouldnt be able to tell just from doing it?

 

[Rachel...lol]

Close the deal or what?

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Yeah. It was okay. Not awesome but better than nothing.

 

[WoodyO]

Like I wouldnt be able to tell just from doing it?

That's why i said stare at it. Did you tell him "there's no way I'm gonna feal that tiny thing in me"?

 

[Rachel...lol]

That's why i said stare at it. Did you tell him "there's no way I'm gonna feal that tiny thing in me"?

No, I didn't

I have to admit - I've had a string in the last year or so of small dick. Why can I not come across a man with a decent body and a nice cock? geez.

 

[nangiggles]

maybe he had a sore he didnt want you to see (sorry couldnt help it )
I like sex at night/in the dark because being unable to see kind of enhances my other senses but I'll do it in the mornings 99% of the time...

 

[WoodyO]

maybe he had a sore he didnt want you to see (sorry couldnt help it )
I like sex at night/in the dark because being unable to see kind of enhances my other senses but I'll do it in the mornings 99% of the time...

What time of day do you prefer dry anal?

 

[nangiggles]

What time of day do you prefer dry anal?

any time!!!!

 

[C0LUMB0]

No, I didn't

I have to admit - I've had a string in the last year or so of small dick. Why can I not come across a man with a decent body and a nice cock? geez.

Time for you to visit Ireland !

 

[EarthRider]

before you go to ireland how about one more small one for good luck

 

[cindylou]

I wouldn't take it personally.

I can't have a ceiling fan on.

 

[nangiggles]

I wouldn't take it personally.

I can't have a ceiling fan on.

oh no lets not have this conversation again!

 

[cindylou]

LOL Mitch is an asshole

 

[gatemoney]

This was 100% his issue....
There was something he did not want you to see!
Man are VERY Visual and most love to look.
Honestly i would be a lil concerned, what kind of dude doesn't want to see a women naked?
especially 1 that is into fitness and obviously has a hawt bod!
The looking is half the fun for me!
I love women!

 

[cindylou]

I don't think its abnormal to want to dim the lights at night if its not a serious thing. Am I wrong?

 

[-SD-]

Yeah. It was okay. Not awesome but better than nothing.

Time for the EF obligatory "I have awesome body, huge cock, can fuck like a hurricane, drive lambo" comment

Obviously its meatup time

 

[Dial_tone]

I don't think its abnormal to want to dim the lights at night if its not a serious thing. Am I wrong?

New meat = lights on. I want to see everything unless she's a butterface.

 

[ppgfreak]

I pretty much always wants light, at least some light. I like to see what I'm doing. I'm very picky, so if I brought them that far, I want to check out the goods ;-)

But I'm also very confident in my self. Most people are not. Maybe he's insecure...

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[-SD-]

he probably had a herpes outbreak and didnt want you looking
or even AIDS sarconomas on cock

 

[gatemoney]

I had that once
put some tussin on it

 

[Rachel...lol]

he probably had a herpes outbreak and didnt want you looking
or even AIDS sarconomas on cock

Everything checked out okay. However - he's a bigger guy, about 225, and it appeared that he had lost a lot of weight recently, he hasn't mentioned anything ... Stretch marks and midsection not as tight as I expected. I'm assuming maybe he's self conscious about that.

 

[brownbrown]

Time for the EF obligatory "I have awesome body, huge cock, can fuck like a hurricane, drive lambo" comment

Obviously its meatup time

SB in ...... 3.....2.....1..

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[CoBra666]

maybe he is still confused. i like chicks naked, and i like myself naked. who would want to do it in the dark.

 

[caligirl85]

Everything checked out okay. However - he's a bigger guy, about 225, and it appeared that he had lost a lot of weight recently, he hasn't mentioned anything ... Stretch marks and midsection not as tight as I expected. I'm assuming maybe he's self conscious about that.

I'm guessing this would have something to do with it. Either that or he's just used to self conscious women. Sounds like it's him though.

 

[Rachel...lol]

I'm guessing this would have something to do with it. Either that or he's just used to self conscious women. Sounds like it's him though.

Yeah, my initial reaction was maybe he's used to self conscious women - maybe a combination of both. Still was odd.

 

[cindylou]

Yeah, my initial reaction was maybe he's used to self conscious women - maybe a combination of both. Still was odd.

Well sure, it would be my reaction too because he made it sound like he was surprised YOU didn't want to turn the lights off when it was probably him that wanted the lights dimmed. He should have just said he wanted the lights off or jumped up and turned them off. I agree, kinda odd.

 

[CoBra666]

just get him liquored. A bottle of rum and nothing matters anymore.

 

[lucysweetypie87]

It's not all about looks. So what if he has stretch marks and his midsection isn't tight?

 

[Dial_tone]

It's not all about looks. So what if he has stretch marks and his midsection isn't tight?

Been out with many 300 pounders with great personality?

 

[Rachel...lol]

It's not all about looks. So what if he has stretch marks and his midsection isn't tight?

I wasn't complaining I actually kind of like the guy

 

[nangiggles]

I wasn't complaining I actually kind of like the guy

but wasnt sex meh?

 

[Rachel...lol]

but wasnt sex meh?

Yeah, but the best sex for me is always when there's a deeper connection, so - can't rule him out. Couldn't been a lot worse

 

[CoBra666]

if he's a decent dude id keep hanging out with him

 

[nangiggles]

sex can be perfected anyway by knowing what each other like
unless he's packing 4 inches, then he's on his own

 

[Rachel...lol]

He seems to be a decent guy - and he's 2 years younger, which is not my typical - but he's good looking, educated, he works out regularly (if not too much), decent career (and packing more than 4 inches), that being said there's a lot to find out yet about him.

 

[nangiggles]

Good luck
Very important, does he like dogs?

 

[Rachel...lol]

Good luck
Very important, does he like dogs?

Seems to so far! Earlier today when I told him I had been working all day and needed to eat he asked if I made it out to take the puppy out - it was cute/thoughtful.

 

[jaybois]

I've been trying to get myself a life up here in the PNW (i.e. - get a little action).

Met a guy - kind of like him. He was at my place last night for the first time - and we're about to - for the first time - and he seemed surprised that I made no mention of wanting to turn the lights off. Why would I want to turn the lights off?

Do most womenz want the lights off? confused.

The fact that this man had any thought other than sexy time? Would be in my opinion the problem..

 

[youpissmeoff]

Chicks over think everything - just get laid and not worry about details yet.

 

[EarthRider]

Chicks over think everything - just get laid and not worry about details yet.

so are you saying she possibly slept with a chic?

 

[-SD-]

He seems to be a decent guy - and he's 2 years younger, which is not my typical - but he's good looking, educated, he works out regularly (if not too much), decent career (and packing more than 4 inches), that being said there's a lot to find out yet about him.

none of that will matter if he pisses in your bed/sofa

 

[dutchman063]

He seems to be a decent guy - and he's 2 years younger, which is not my typical - but he's good looking, educated, he works out regularly (if not too much), decent career (and packing more than 4 inches), that being said there's a lot to find out yet about him.

you sure he wants to take it further?

 

[shirlene29]

give that he offered to take the dog out for her...ya probably

 

[the.gladiator1987]

No, I didn't

I have to admit - I've had a string in the last year or so of small dick. Why can I not come across a man with a decent body and a nice cock? geez.

What is a good size for you, I can send you a pic and you can be the judge

 

[miplank]

LOL Mitch is an asshole

Wtf

 

[nangiggles]

What is a good size for you, I can send you a pic and you can be the judge

dont you have more babies to make?

 

[cindylou]

Wtf

Lol! You must not remember what we are talking about, but yeah you were an asshole.

 

[digimon7068]

No, I didn't

I have to admit - I've had a string in the last year or so of small dick. Why can I not come across a man with a decent body and a nice cock? geez.

did ya find any in your mailbox??

 

[wootoom]

what a lucky bastard

 

[miplank]

Lol! You must not remember what we are talking about, but yeah you were an asshole.

Oh I remember. Lol

 

[miplank]

LOL Mitch is an asshole

yup

 

[Anabolic-B]

I've been trying to get myself a life up here in the PNW (i.e. - get a little action).

Met a guy - kind of like him. He was at my place last night for the first time - and we're about to - for the first time - and he seemed surprised that I made no mention of wanting to turn the lights off. Why would I want to turn the lights off?

Do most womenz want the lights off? confused.

I like it with the lights on always, especially if there are mirrors

 

[cindylou]

yup

Calm down Cletus.

 

[wootoom]

LOLOL Cletus

 

[miplank]

Calm down Cletus.

What the fuck did you just call me?!

 

[WoodyO]

I like it with the lights on always, especially if there are mirrors

You like to watch yourself sucking his cock?

 

[cindylou]

What the fuck did you just call me?!

It's a movie line. I've never insulted you hardcore or called you names outside of asshole. Considering that you'd think you'd give me the benefit of the doubt.

 

[wootoom]

I take it anally

 

[sexyMFer]

Cletus is gonna be limping back

 

[PICK3]

I take it anally

Get your own material!

 

[ha1a1]

I hear a tremor in your voice. But I want you to relax. I am not into anal penatration.

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[Cali72]

I hear a tremor in your voice. But I want you to relax. I am not into anal penatration.

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*penetration

 

[ha1a1]

*penetration

*Penstruation

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[wootoom]

You have 2 hours to get rid of that fucking jap in your avi..please respond within the time limit

 

[digimon7068]

You have 2 hours to get rid of that fucking jap in your avi..please respond within the time limit

to be fair? you should give him 2,150 seconds...

 

[Xandoz]

Yeah. It was okay. Not awesome but better than nothing.

What did he have to say about you? Could you tell by the look on his face if he thought you stunk or not? Thats when things get personal.

 

[Xandoz]

No, I didn't

I have to admit - I've had a string in the last year or so of small dick. Why can I not come across a man with a decent body and a nice cock? geez.

Whats small dick below 6 inches? How many times have you had sex? A woman whose fucked as much as you sound like equals a 3 inch dick...... I don't want that shit either.

 

[wootoom]

He seems to be a decent guy - and he's 2 years younger, which is not my typical - but he's good looking, educated, he works out regularly (if not too much), decent career (and packing more than 4 inches), that being said there's a lot to find out yet about him.

Alc was hung like a fruit bat?

 

[WoodyO]

Alc was hung like a fruit bat?

Aren't all Arabic people?

 

[ha1a1]

Aren't all Arabic people?

Yes especially the women. Clitoral hypertrophy is very common in the middle east.

 

[wootoom]

Ughh that's sick...I hate turkey gobbler pussies

 

[WoodyO]

Yes especially the women. Clitoral hypertrophy is very common in the middle east.

How can you tell under all the fur?

 

[digimon7068]

How can you tell under all the fur?

 

[ha1a1]

How can you tell under all the fur?

Clitoral protrusion is another ailment. Allowing it to be visually evident to the detrained eyes?

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[wootoom]

Clitoral protrusion is another ailment. Allowing it to be visually evident to the detrained eyes?

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Fuck off