This pig gave me a lap dance lastnight

[KillahBee]

http://www.crystalgunns.com/fan/fanfull/cgdsm025.jpg

the one on the left. for the love of ginormous bosoms - she didn't get me hard in the first minute or so, so she started going to town on my johnson. she was a very nice girl. her parents must be proud - I know I am

 

[KillahBee]

she looked a lot cuter in person...I think

 

[evansteve]

going downtown on your johnson? what did she do. wtf? isnt that illegal to do in a strip club? lol.

 

[nycgirl]

OMG!!! Those look uncomfortable.

I assume you mean the one on the left. How much did you give her for her the dance? Was it worth it?

I have to look at those again - I can't believe it.

 

[KillahBee]

going downtown on your johnson? what did she do. wtf? isnt that illegal to do in a strip club? lol.

"illegal" is not really a term that holds much water in a strip club bor. and she wasn't giving me head, by the way. she just paid a little extra attention to my unit...with pretty much every part of her body other than her mouth.

 

[KillahBee]

OMG!!! Those look uncomfortable.

I assume you mean the one on the left. How much did you give her for her the dance? Was it worth it?

I have to look at those again - I can't believe it.

only $20, but my buddy bought it for me. the strippy we went to pretty much sucked, but she was actually cool.

 

[jackangel]

i think there's a secret treasure map hidden in those areolae

 

[ziggyziggy]

I hope that she wears a back brace when not working.......

Zig

 

[Gambino]

dude i think she liked you, you can tell...

btw that chic is fucking ugly, no joke

 

[hamstershaver]

i got hard just reading this post, maybe you are just

 

[nycgirl]

only $20, but my buddy bought it for me. the strippy we went to pretty much sucked, but she was actually cool.

Is the club in Manhattan? That girl on the right looks familiar.

 

[evansteve]

"illegal" is not really a term that holds much water in a strip club bor. and she wasn't giving me head, by the way. she just paid a little extra attention to my unit...with pretty much every part of her body other than her mouth.

did she let u take your pants off?

 

[Gambino]

did she let u take your pants off?

killah doesn't wear pants

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Those tits are fucking disgusting. They'd be an instant boner-killer for me.

Ok, maybe not, but still, they're nasty.

 

[foreigngirl]

if the boobies were smaller, like C cup, she would've be perfect, well, when u put paper bag on her head...

 

[JayC9]

her tits look like they've been inflated to 45 psi

 

[Mr. dB]

Those are gross.

 

[Sub-Zero]

btw that chic is fucking ugly, no joke

word.

i wouldnt have gotten hard from her in the first minute or so , or ever

 

[string_bean00]

I'd hit it.

 

[Cutiebaby]

nasty.....

 

[nutsnack]

you should have told her "I didn't cut these holes in the bottom of my pockets for no reason"

usually strippers are agitated with me when i get a lap dance when they awake the giant and next thing they know they are scrapping their head on the ceiling

 

[Buddy_Christ]

word.

i wouldnt have gotten hard from her in the first minute or so , or ever

Bullshit. If the wind blows you blow a load in your shorts.


Nutsnack - I thought the point of getting a lap dance was to get your dick hard.

 

[nutsnack]

Nutsnack - I thought the point of getting a lap dance was to get your dick hard.

huh? apparently you didnt read my post right or im an idiot but im guessing u didnt read it right!

 

[eat big]

i think there's a secret treasure map hidden in those areolae

Yeah follow the trail...

 

[Raina]

All I can say is OWWWW! I think I'd rather get hit in the shin with a baseball bat 4 times a day than have to deal with those things.

 

[NJjuice22]

i'd hit it fo sho.

 

[hotzie]

that bitch is fugly

 

[KillahBee]

i'd hit it fo sho.

while she was definitely no prize, her face wasn't as busted in person and she was very fun, which anyone who frequents strip clubs understands is probably the most important part of the whole experience.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

those boobs are freakish, how can you not want to vomit

i had an interesting experience last night...im still having flashbacks...lol might post later about it

 

[Mike LI]

I'd hit it.

No doubt.

 

[Raptorex]

dude i think she liked you, you can tell...

btw that chic is fucking ugly, no joke

Total turnoffs...weren't there any hot strippers?

 

[HumorMe]

She's cheating on you bro.

 

[Raptorex]

while she was definitely no prize, her face wasn't as busted in person and she was very fun, which anyone who frequents strip clubs understands is probably the most important part of the whole experience.

Very good point...U in NYC? Boston clubs just don't cut it, gotta go to Providence.

 

[KillahBee]

Very good point...U in NYC? Boston clubs just don't cut it, gotta go to Providence.

born in Providence bro. we got some pretty good clubs there, Foxy is one of the best in the country and only one of 2 clubs Jenna Jameson still visits.

 

[nycgirl]

born in Providence bro. we got some pretty good clubs there, Foxy is one of the best in the country and only one of 2 clubs Jenna Jameson still visits.

FoxyLady? Is that the one that serves breakfast?

 

[Raptorex]

FoxyLady? Is that the one that serves breakfast?

Eggs and Legs...lol

KB,
Damn your a Providence guy...you guys have it all...

 

[KillahBee]

Eggs and Legs...lol

KB,
Damn your a Providence guy...you guys have it all...

gotta love eggs and legs!