this ish is cheesy/funny

[KillahBee]

- Another really bad way to pick up a chick is to be talking to her, and then ask her what her most embarrassing moment is. She's going to tell you something stupid, like how she farted in the 6th grade in the cafeteria in front of the whole school. Then, if she's thinking about sucking your dick, she's going to ask what yours is. So, of course, you tell her about the time when you were 21 and how some random girl was sucking your dick in your buddy's bathroom and she asked you how much longer it was going to take, and you told her the rest of the night unless the two of you fucked and then she said that she couldn’t do that because she was only seventeen. Trust me; your buddies are the only ones who think that story is funny.

- Girls tell you that they want a nice sensitive guy who's in touch with his feelings. That's a load of shit! Go ahead, watch Beaches with a chick, start crying... guarantee she's going to get a "headache" and ask you to go home. Once you leave, she’s going to call her ex-boyfriend (the one who treated her like shit and cheated on her more times then you've had sex your entire life), have him come over and fuck his brains out. Why? Because that cocksucker doesn't fucking cry at Beaches!

 

[joetrisman]

Sounds like someone struck out hard tonight

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

- Another really bad way to pick up a chick is to be talking to her, and then ask her what her most embarrassing moment is. She's going to tell you something stupid, like how she farted in the 6th grade in the cafeteria in front of the whole school. Then, if she's thinking about sucking your dick, she's going to ask what yours is. So, of course, you tell her about the time when you were 21 and how some random girl was sucking your dick in your buddy's bathroom and she asked you how much longer it was going to take, and you told her the rest of the night unless the two of you fucked and then she said that she couldn’t do that because she was only seventeen. Trust me; your buddies are the only ones who think that story is funny.

- Girls tell you that they want a nice sensitive guy who's in touch with his feelings. That's a load of shit! Go ahead, watch Beaches with a chick, start crying... guarantee she's going to get a "headache" and ask you to go home. Once you leave, she’s going to call her ex-boyfriend (the one who treated her like shit and cheated on her more times then you've had sex your entire life), have him come over and fuck his brains out. Why? Because that cocksucker doesn't fucking cry at Beaches!

Wtf is Beaches?

Also, I take it the first one is a personal story...and yeah you had that chic in the bag if she revealed her gas problem to you. Either that or you were in friend-land. lol

 

[KillahBee]

it's from a website., not me

 

[jackangel]

lol at the first one

 

[Smurfy]

it's from a website., not me

Grade A cover-up. I like it!

 

[Gymgurl]

KB..what is wrong with you lol

 

[chewyxrage]

damn

pretty jaded.

I'm glad I avoid that sort of drama that even relates slightly to that situation.

 

[Athos]

I was wearing white pants and had my first period while watching "Beaches".

 

[Gymgurl]

You are a freak

 

[KillahBee]

it's from phat free, damnit!!!

jaded? guys, I think it's "comedy"

 

[chewyxrage]

lol well phat free is the shit

i thought you were being semi serious


I guess we'll forgive you

 

[KillahBee]

lol well phat free is the shit

i thought you were being semi serious


I guess we'll forgive you

 

[The Shadow]

- Another really bad way to pick up a chick is to be talking to her, and then ask her what her most embarrassing moment is. She's going to tell you something stupid, like how she farted in the 6th grade in the cafeteria in front of the whole school. Then, if she's thinking about sucking your dick, she's going to ask what yours is. So, of course, you tell her about the time when you were 21 and how some random girl was sucking your dick in your buddy's bathroom and she asked you how much longer it was going to take, and you told her the rest of the night unless the two of you fucked and then she said that she couldn’t do that because she was only seventeen. Trust me; your buddies are the only ones who think that story is funny.

- Girls tell you that they want a nice sensitive guy who's in touch with his feelings. That's a load of shit! Go ahead, watch Beaches with a chick, start crying... guarantee she's going to get a "headache" and ask you to go home. Once you leave, she’s going to call her ex-boyfriend (the one who treated her like shit and cheated on her more times then you've had sex your entire life), have him come over and fuck his brains out. Why? Because that cocksucker doesn't fucking cry at Beaches!

Classic KB

 

[jackangel]

it's the internet, everyone's jaded, except for retards and circus animals.