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This guy must have thought I was so dumb

SoKlueles

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Ok i went to the store to get some stuff for hammys cage and such and to get another movie......well when i went to the grocery store, this guy almost runs into me....and says sorry.....and i said its ok.....then he says oh btw ma'am can i pay for your groceries with my food stamps and then you pay me back with the cash? and i look at him and say "no" not because im rude, but because i was shocked. Then noticing that i sounded rude i said "i have a debit card anyway" and he says I had surgery on my arm and I need the money to get my perscription filled.....and im like ok...but no :) then he says ok thanks and i was walking off and he said Do you know what time it is? I felt like this was a major scam and I almost reported him......
or he wanted to rape and murder me:worried:

why does this shit not happen when hammy is with me??? These ppl are idiots.....like i beleive he just had surgery on his damn arm, just because he has a make shift arm thingy on it
give me a break :rolleyes:
 
Sheesh, he is just a moron, anyone knows that all he has to do is to buy like a 5cent candy with it and they give cash back. What a lazy idiot
 
You should have hit his arm to see. If he was in pain after the hit, take his food stamps. Wait outside to see if he got his pills, hit him in the arm again and take the pills. Sell them back to him after you hit his arm a few more times (they'll be worth more at that point)
 
BrothaBill said:
Sheesh, he is just a moron, anyone knows that all he has to do is to buy like a 5cent candy with it and they give cash back. What a lazy idiot
they have EBT cards now, not stamps, its like a debit card

he was walking around the store, with NOTHING in his good arm.....i think he was just scamming to buy some pot or something
 
didnt your parents tell you not to talk to strangers!!!!!!!!

the whole "what time is it" thing is a classic tric used to distract people away from the situation and make them let their guard down..

same thing couldve been true with the food stamps.. he offers you stamps for money.. you pull out your wallet.. if you have cash he tries to rob you.. saying you had a debit card was a good idea..

buy mace!
 
hamstershaver said:
did you see his penis?
not unless it was in the arm thingy he had but doubtful it was there because it was too high
Hammyyyyyy dang ur supposed to make me feel better.....thats the 3rd time some freak has tried to get something off of me at the grocery store.....first was money at save a alot
oops 2nd, i dont like to shop alone
 
Judo Tom said:
didnt your parents tell you not to talk to strangers!!!!!!!!

the whole "what time is it" thing is a classic tric used to distract people away from the situation and make them let their guard down..

same thing couldve been true with the food stamps.. he offers you stamps for money.. you pull out your wallet.. if you have cash he tries to rob you.. saying you had a debit card was a good idea..

buy mace!
i was in the grocery store tho......i didnt feel scared or anything.....but i had my purse on me, not in the buggy either
btw, i learned this from watching OPRAH
 
Y_lifter said:
So did you end up forgetting to get the cedar chips and hammy puffs
after this happened ?
yes, sorry hambone baby
ill cut up a news paper and give u some co coa puffs tonight
 
SoKlueles said:
stop cutting me down dammit!!!!!
I am not a plumper! I do not live in a trailer with wheels and i dont have sex with relatives
this shit has GOT to stop


;)


You got blocks for the trailer? Sweet.
 
SoKlueles said:
stop cutting me down dammit!!!!!
I am not a plumper! I do not live in a trailer with wheels and i dont have sex with relatives
this shit has GOT to stop


;)


yeah, but - my avatfg
 
SoKlueles said:
you want me now dont u?


Nuthin' like a woman in a moo-moo with a single-wide and the fry daddy industrial model. Just this once, let's leave the dentures out.
 
jnevin said:
Nuthin' like a woman in a moo-moo with a single-wide and the fry daddy industrial model. Just this once, let's leave the dentures out.
do u like dogs? ive got huntin dogs under my makeshift porch
 
btw back to the subject at hand, this dude was doign something that is very illegal. Isnt that like embezzling or something?
 
I used to see stuff like that all the time when I lived in Philly. Nothing you can do about it. Just try to avoid the dirtballs and let them take each other out.
 
I used to do shit like that. I remember back in the day i used to wait outside the convenience store and ask people for quarters so i could call my parents. Well they gave em to me...but i asked for the quarters not so i could call my parents, but so i could save up for another bottle of pepsi to get the little tab thingie under the lid so i could win one of the pepsi challenges like going down to see the titanic. I think i pulled up like 15 bottles that day. No luck winning the titanic trip though.
 
ceasar989 said:
I used to do shit like that. I remember back in the day i used to wait outside the convenience store and ask people for quarters so i could call my parents. Well they gave em to me...but i asked for the quarters not so i could call my parents, but so i could save up for another bottle of pepsi to get the little tab thingie under the lid so i could win one of the pepsi challenges like going down to see the titanic. I think i pulled up like 15 bottles that day. No luck winning the titanic trip though.
he was grown tho......i hope u were at least a kid
 
ceasar989 said:
I was 10...and i played those peeps 4 pepsi so good too.
he was a full grown man who needs to sharpen his scam up some because if i didnt fall for it......then hes doing something majorly wrong
 
SoKlueles said:
he was a full grown man who needs to sharpen his scam up some because if i didnt fall for it......then hes doing something majorly wrong

so what you are saying basically is that you are the lowest form of human because he couldn't even fool you...why you gotta hate yourself like that? what'd you ever do to yourself?
 
ceasar989 said:
so what you are saying basically is that you are the lowest form of human because he couldn't even fool you...why you gotta hate yourself like that? what'd you ever do to yourself?
i didnt say i was the lowest form of human being dang
personally he is the lowest form, using his foodstamps that we pay for to buy wahtever he was gonna buy is bullshit

i, however, am very gullible. and if u knew me you would agree
 
SoKlueles said:
i didnt say i was the lowest form of human being dang
personally he is the lowest form, using his foodstamps that we pay for to buy wahtever he was gonna buy is bullshit

i, however, am very gullible. and if u knew me you would agree



You already said that you were on your second post on this thread.
 
damn....my 345th idea to get SoK butt booty nekkid fails. On to plan 346.
 
You should have told him you would do it, but only if he was willing to trade the groceries at 50% cash value.
 
n0th1ng said:
You should have told him you would do it, but only if he was willing to trade the groceries at 50% cash value.
lol thats what hammy said i didnt think bout it but i also didnt wnat to be an accomplice
 
On Easter sunday my wife, the kiddo, the dog and I stopped by a grocery store to pick up some provisions for dinner. The wifey went into the store to pick up some items for her famous Scalloped Corn while the kiddo, the dog and I stayed in the car. This crusty looking black dude came up to my windoe and told me that he was out of gas in his red beretta parked across from me and that he just needed a dollar to get some gas and be on his way. He then asked where the nearest gas station was so he could go borrow a gas can, fill it up and bring it back to his car. He said that he was going to ask for a ride there but saw that I had the family with me so he would find someone else. Normally I would have said no, but it was Easter, so i gave him a dollar. I then watched him hit up 3 other people who each gave him a dollar. He then got into his Beretta, which was supposedly completely out of gas, and drove away. Fucker.
 
gab9681 said:
On Easter sunday my wife, the kiddo, the dog and I stopped by a grocery store to pick up some provisions for dinner. The wifey went into the store to pick up some items for her famous Scalloped Corn while the kiddo, the dog and I stayed in the car. This crusty looking black dude came up to my windoe and told me that he was out of gas in his red beretta parked across from me and that he just needed a dollar to get some gas and be on his way. He then asked where the nearest gas station was so he could go borrow a gas can, fill it up and bring it back to his car. He said that he was going to ask for a ride there but saw that I had the family with me so he would find someone else. Normally I would have said no, but it was Easter, so i gave him a dollar. I then watched him hit up 3 other people who each gave him a dollar. He then got into his Beretta, which was supposedly completely out of gas, and drove away. Fucker.
its dumbbutts like that that gives ppl a bad name, and why i dont give strangers money
 
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