this douchebag keeps trying to hook up with my gf

[binö]

fuggin d-bag is using his persian snake charmer steez to scam on my gf!@
d-bag

 

[nimbus]

i'm not persian at all lol

 

[nimbus]

also i go out of my way to not get with girls who have BF's. except on spring break

 

[binö]

i'm not persian at all lol

wtf bro? what are you so i can get it right and stop looking foolish?

 

[nimbus]

turkish, russian, lebanese, polish. but i look plain old white, lol.

 

[nimbus]

ps my favorite k msg ever was "sultan k" from you, hahaha

 

[Sub-Zero]

turkish, russian, lebanese, polish. but i look plain old white, lol.

you look mejjjican

 

[all the whey]

No way anyone could steal a ho from this pimp.