this douchebag keeps trying to hook up with my gf

[Yarg!]

theyve been friends for about a year, and theyve never met in real life. he basically msged her on myspace and they talked periodically on msn and myspace and whatnot. anyways, she was with her ex bf and due to whatever events, they never met in real life. during this time he got his own gf and theyve been together like 6 months now. well me and her have been going out for a month and things are great. she blatantly displays her relationship status on her myspace page via sappy paintings and girly quotes about love and how awesome i am. and her msn nicknames are always girly , and pertain to how awesome i am. we're very happy together and this douche wants to fuck shit up. he constantly stalks her fucking profile and today he randomly calls her, and according to her, he called her sweetheart and asked if she wanted to come out for some coffee. hes in the slumps with his wilderbeast gf so obviously hes thinking of creeping/upgrading.
she turned him down and made up some excuse and hung up afterwards.
this fucker is pissing me off and it honestly makes me want to rip his eye balls out and skullfuck him to death.

 

[borris]

simple



Make a homevid
Send it to the dude
Show em who's papi

 

[calveless wonder]

if you got a good looking girl or even an above average one(like borris' dreamgirl...just playing), niggas are always gonna be hollering at her, and trying to be sneaky and shit. if she's trustworthy, then fuck it. stay on your a game, be social with other chicks so she knows whats up too


get used to it though, being jealous/possessive/needy will always fail.

another reason why myspace = the devil

 

[borris]

lmfao, if it makes u feel any better, my girlfriend just put her myspace on private due to some pretty similiar reasons

but having dudes hit on her really isn't somthin i stress at all

 

[bw1]

suck his cawk...that'll freak him out

 

[Smurfy]

she pwns you with her tales of other men trying to get into her thongs.
why doesnt she just tell him how happy she is with you or why doesnt she just ignore him when he calls or msgs her>?
she has some responsibility in this too ya know
do you think she could be instigating?
i bet she fucking loves the attention she gets from him and the attention she gets from you when she tells you about him

 

[markmark]

she pwns you with her tales of other men trying to get into her thongs.
why doesnt she just tell him how happy she is with you or why doesnt she just ignore him when he calls or msgs her>?
she has some responsibility in this too ya know
do you think she could be instigating?
i bet she fucking loves the attention she gets from him and the attention she gets from you when she tells you about him

what she said, some women love and feed on the shit..

 

[Gymgurl]

theyve been friends for about a year, and theyve never met in real life. he basically msged her on myspace and they talked periodically on msn and myspace and whatnot. anyways, she was with her ex bf and due to whatever events, they never met in real life. during this time he got his own gf and theyve been together like 6 months now. well me and her have been going out for a month and things are great. she blatantly displays her relationship status on her myspace page via sappy paintings and girly quotes about love and how awesome i am. and her msn nicknames are always girly , and pertain to how awesome i am. we're very happy together and this douche wants to fuck shit up. he constantly stalks her fucking profile and today he randomly calls her, and according to her, he called her sweetheart and asked if she wanted to come out for some coffee. hes in the slumps with his wilderbeast gf so obviously hes thinking of creeping/upgrading.
she turned him down and made up some excuse and hung up afterwards.
this fucker is pissing me off and it honestly makes me want to rip his eye balls out and skullfuck him to death.

If she is good looking she will always be hit on NO MATTER what...married, single, even preggo.....You just have to trust her that she does the right thing and ignores it. Take it as a compliment and move on with your girl

 

[ponyfitness]

If he ever sends her an email asking her out, have her forward it to you and then just forward it to his girlfriend. Problem solved.

 

[Sub-Zero]

she pwns you with her tales of other men trying to get into her thongs.
why doesnt she just tell him how happy she is with you or why doesnt she just ignore him when he calls or msgs her>?
she has some responsibility in this too ya know
do you think she could be instigating?
i bet she fucking loves the attention she gets from him and the attention she gets from you when she tells you about him

agreed, shes probably cheating on u

 

[AAP]

Everytime you do the ... brb gotta workout thingy... he macking up on yo woman. Be-leeve dat.

 

[the_clockwork]

how old are you? I thought you were like 20 something?

why are you dating 12 year olds?

 

[patsfan1379]

Myspace.
"Keeping adults stuck in adolescence since 2002."

 

[nimbus]

all you can do is laugh and tell her to hit that shit up

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

have him join and DP your girl?

 

[Tytan]

Sounds like shes got it all under control, Don`t fuck things up yourself by displaying a lot of jealousy. A woman once told me "JEALOUSY" is very unattractive.

 

[HS Lifter]

smurfy is right on....

 

[Cal_21]

suck his cawk...that'll freak him out

ololololoololololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg!!!!!!hahahahwbabwabwhaewahwhawhw69696969696699696969669


god damn that shit was funny

 

[Cal_21]

agreed, shes probably cheating on u

Emotionally @ the very least. She's probably leading the guy on for teh attention. Or stringing him along as a back up plan.

 

[all the whey]

if you got a good looking girl or even an above average one(like borris' dreamgirl...just playing), niggas are always gonna be hollering at her, and trying to be sneaky and shit. if she's trustworthy, then fuck it. stay on your a game, be social with other chicks so she knows whats up too


get used to it though, being jealous/possessive/needy will always fail.

another reason why myspace = the devil

True

Also, these bitches are using these guys for attention or backup when they move on.

I guarantee yarg's gf hinted at shit enough for this other dude to flirt and ask her out.

In short, yarg's gf is an attention whore and it is her fault.

 

[jackangel]

fuck man.

 

[nimbus]

are you guys serious? everybody flirts in relationships, and everybody gets hit on in relationships. the dumbest thing you can do is worry about it, the only way to keep your girl faithful is to be better than everybody else. And if you're better than everybody else, who even cares what your bish does

 

[Cal_21]

are you guys serious? everybody flirts in relationships, and everybody gets hit on in relationships. the dumbest thing you can do is worry about it, the only way to keep your girl faithful is to be better than everybody else. And if you're better than everybody else, who even cares what your bish does

Good outlook

 

[Sub-Zero]

yarg, why are you dating a hooker?

 

[Tweakle]

linkz 2 her myspace

or at least post the pics where she makes sexypoutyface and shows cleavage to the camera.

 

[AAP]

True

Also, these bitches are using these guys for attention or backup when they move on.

I guarantee yarg's gf hinted at shit enough for this other dude to flirt and ask her out.

In short, yarg's gf is an attention whore and it is her fault.

Clearly then, she must be killed.

 

[the_clockwork]

linkz 2 her myspace

or at least post the pics where she makes sexypoutyface and shows cleavage to the camera.

seconded

 

[samoth]

I thought you said she was just a friend with benefits, and not a GF. Or is this another chick?

 

[Arabian]

she pwns you with her tales of other men trying to get into her thongs.
why doesnt she just tell him how happy she is with you or why doesnt she just ignore him when he calls or msgs her>?
she has some responsibility in this too ya know
do you think she could be instigating?
i bet she fucking loves the attention she gets from him and the attention she gets from you when she tells you about him

Agreed, It takes two...

 

[Yarg!]

smurfy- i agree to an extent. tho im obviously glad that she turned him down, i wish i didnt even come to that point. its still fucking annoying as hell when the dude hits on a blatantly, taken girl. ill just tell her what you said- that it takes 2 to make it work.

sub- how u been man, long time no see? met any girls yet? still a virgin?

aap- lol, fuk i cant believe u still remember that shit

clockwork- im 21, shes 19

samoth- started out as fwb, now its a relationship.

 

[Yarg!]

linkz 2 her myspace

or at least post the pics where she makes sexypoutyface and shows cleavage to the camera.

if u hit me with k, i just might show u via k msg.

 

[Yarg!]

tweakle, shes not borris gf or anything..but i sent u a k msg with a link to my pb account.