this crazy bitch keeps calling me

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

this girl i used to be acquaintences with for many years keeps calling me

ive moved several times and never gave her my number, which is unlisted

the past few days she has been calling CONSTANTLY! she listens to the answering machine message every time, then slams the phone down. i swear, i have never heard anyone actually *slam* the phone down like this

i dont know how she got the number, but i think she is calling dread lord (who she likes)

she just callled 3 consecutive times as i typed this, and she called 4-5 consecutive times yesterday.
i just got off the phone w/a relative, so i'm sure if she called she got a busy signal, thus knowing i/someone is home

what th fuck! i do NOT want to talk to this crazy bitch!!!

 

[M.O.D]

ask the goat slayer...he usually will have sound advise in a situation like this

 

[WODIN]

Pick up the phone and talk to her, but make a really sick Snorty pig noise the whole time you talk to her.

 

[supersizeme]

alright...fuck, i'll stop already.

 

[Binky]

Why is this always so difficult....Sigh.
Next time she calls, talk nicely to her and try and
get her to meet you somewhere and then......

Stab her in the fucking eye with some scissors!

Case closed.

 

[FrankRizzo]

You shoulda never slurped that oyster so good

 

[Sassy69]

Got caller ID? Dial her back and slam the phone on her. Better yet, call collect and then slam the phone after she accepts the charges.

 

[Y_lifter]

Give her the old *69 treatment

 

[M.O.D]

PLEASE DON'T do anything till the goat slayer checks in ..he will no doubt give you sound advise....i'm sure he has a very logical way to make her understand your not interested and not to call again

 

[vixenbabe]

Tell the bitch to stop calling or you will call the" phone police"....

The" phone police" consists of the entire Elite membership..WE ALL CAN TAKE TURNS CALLING THE PEST FOR YOU!!

 

[danielson]

maybe have dread lord tell her go away

leave it as the message

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

Sassy 69 and Vixenbabe - best plans so far
thanks

we shall continue this tonight, i have to go to 6 hours of classes, ciao

 

[liftsiron]

Thats a type of stalking notify the police, throw her cunt in jail

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Get Dread Lord to arrange a meeting at a local tavern.

Sit at the table across from them and stare at her until she asks you to stop.

When she asks you to stop, kick her in the stomach and axe handle her to the ground.

As she struggles to get up, snap a table leg off and break her kneecaps and elbows with it.

Now she'll plead for mercy. Give it to her.

Rip the TV off of the wall and smash it over her head, then begin to strangle her with the cord.

From here it's up to you, though I suggest shoving a bocce ball down her throat and watching her face turn purple and her eyes bulge out.

 

[MommaKin]

what Sizeme said

 

[M.O.D]

Get Dread Lord to arrange a meeting at a local tavern.

Sit at the table across from them and stare at her until she asks you to stop.

When she asks you to stop, kick her in the stomach and axe handle her to the ground.

As she struggles to get up, snap a table leg off and break her kneecaps and elbows with it.

Now she'll plead for mercy. Give it to her.

Rip the TV off of the wall and smash it over her head, then begin to strangle her with the cord.

From here it's up to you, though I suggest shoving a bocce ball down her throat and watching her face turn purple and her eyes bulge out.

you see????....sound advise as always

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

oh my god
i'm using the computers at my school
the only available one is facing with my back toward the open, which i HATE. fucking banners at the top, cum have a three way!!

fuck, it never bothered me before, but then again i've never used a public pc. fucking sucks. i have to wait for it to load up then sscroll down as quickly as possible so no one sees CUM HAVE A HTREE WAY

i think im going to be asked to leave soon, heehee. the employees are watching me. great.

 

[TheSalami]

ive never even noticed any porn ads.

 

[big4life]

You can do what SG suggested, or get you a
police whistle and blow it into the phone
the next time she calls.

Just make sure it's her before you do.

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

i have caller id so i know who it is every time she callls

i live pretty damn far away from her, a few hundred miles, several hours.. so meeting her somewhere is not an option

dread lord merely finds this amusing, although it is his fault in my opinion (not toally - but mostly, you know what i mean)

the reason i wont answer the phone is that i dont like acknowledging people like her. i feel that would only encourage her delusions more if she "confirmed" that i live there, or whatever. i have no clue why she is calling. frankly, i dont care either. i will call block her # when i get home most likely, unless dread lord has any bright ideas. that would mean he has to stop playin counter strike for a moment though - and that wont happen.

i am, however, considering posting her number so you guys can give her a little phone sex or something. i'm pretty sure it's her dorm number - and she is quite stupid - so she wouldnt be able to take retalitory action against anyone regarding this

 

[manny78]

Bomb her house.......easiest thing to do lol

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

i dont know where she lives - dont want to know

 

[Star]

When you know she is calling forward your calls to the police station or if ya wanna be funny a sex line.

Star

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

hehe
there was another "blank" message for me when i got home, with that ever-so-pleasant slam of the phone at the end

she has mental problems for real.

i really really really dont think she understands that every time she calls she gets charged.. lol @ her

 

[3Vandoo]

You can block her phone #

Get an ID caller, or you know her # and block it