thinking about ruining a wedding reception

[GoldenDelicious]

lol so serious people!

 

[chewyxrage]

hahahah..........good idea.....

it certainly would be a good conversation peice for the rest of yo life

 

[GoldenDelicious]

which part? the headline that says PHARMACIST POISONS ENTIRE WEDDING RECEPTION? or maybe REVENGE GONE WRONG: PHARMACIST GETS 8 YEARS JAIL, DE-REGISTRATION?

personally i find the idea of diluting a top shelf perfume/cologne matching set with urine far more satisfying

 

[chewyxrage]

how about "POOR SHMUCK GETTING FUCKED, EVERYONE LOOK, HERE'S A PIC"

 

[cutiepie04]

Let them marry in peace.

Sitting on the sidelines and watching someone get what they have coming to them is much better than ruining your concience and reputation.

 

[the_only_sepe]

damn, puke everywhere , wow!

 

[juve]

I would not administer a drug to any one person if they were not fully aware of it - what if someone's allergic and ends up going to morgue due to extreme ventricular constrictions, not to mention vomiting itself can lead to complications

 

[Sub-Zero]

Better yet why don't you go to the wedding and kick that guys ass and marry your cousin because it is obvious your jelous and you two used to get it on behind grandpa's wood shed!

this is true.



if you dont do this, or the original cum in the booze plan, then you are a loser and i have no respect for you.

DO, IT

 

[Razorguns]

as mentioned, time and time again -- women go for assholes, marry them and then we're supposed to feel sorry for them that they're in abusive relationships, how guys suck, how they cheat, and how they can never finda "nice" guy.

i never listen to women bitch. i tell them, they know damn well how and where to find a "nice" guy. They just choose NOT to date them.

 

[IvanOffelitch]

bit of history for you bored people (ie all of you lol), i have a cousin who a couple of years ago asked me to find out if her boyfriend was cheating. sure enough, he was, i told her (yes i was dumb. well intentioned...but dumb) and to cut a long story short, he ends up hating me intensely (fair enough, i suppose...or at least, understandable) but the funny thing is that she ends up hating me also (crazy scrag...never underestimate the power of denial)

aaaaaaaaaaanyway, the wedding invitation lands at my place this morning. instead of inviting the whole family, she specifically names all the members of my family except for me

ill admit i was a bit ticked off. if she had just invited the Delicious family, she knew that i wouldnt turn up anyway. why add insult to injury?

now, i happen to know the decorator, and i could, if i was really, really childish, add a little of a very interesting drug used for recovering alcoholics that makes you vomit your intestines up, to the bride and grooms personal booze supply...

id probably feel bad afterwards though. but not that bad. ok not that bad at all, but it would be a shame to ruin a $20 000 wedding with projectile vomiting. wouldnt it?

Patience dude, patience.

Cut it loose for now and bide your time.

Marriages like this are doomed from the start...it's only a matter of time before they're both in misery. Watching them crumble due to their own stupidity will be far greater vindication for you.

What's better...a few moments of amusement watching them barf up their feet (and the subsequent risk of jail time), or watching as they make eachother miserable for what could be years???

You do the math