Thinking about asking my girlfriend to marry me

[Mjolnir]

If you really want your marriage to last, go ahead and kill your soon to be mother-in-law. Already you will have eliminated 90% of the fights in your future.

 

[Imnotdutch]

Holy shit Oxandrins got boobies...........

broly, she is 22 you are 28 she will be re-tooling in a few years, find an older chick unless you got lots of cash, they usually hang around those dudes

 

[Randy_Spears]

You guys are a bunch of cynical mother fuckers LOL. Shes not psycho, I dont have to move in with her in order to know her better, I dont need a prenup ( I dont have any money and shes not the type anyhow), she is a sweet small town girl who really appreciates me since Im not like the rednecks she is used to, and she is not like the fucked up city girls Im used to. Ive gotten very good at determining which women are worthy and which ones are not. Ive been shit on just as much as the next guy but its my ability to turn over a new leaf with each woman I meet that allows me to have a totally fulfilling relationship.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

ok, who wants to get start a pool on when he will make a post how she is a bitch and how stupid he was? i'm going to say 2 months at most. you read it here first.

 

[madbomber31]

um.. is this the nutjob bitch tramp whore you wrote about a few months ago???

 

[madbomber31]

ok, i looked up past posts.. i was thinking this was the "sick" girl from your october post... or the other girl from the july posts...

uh, dude... i may be the WORST person in the world when it comes to being in a relationship... (i do everything wrong and for the wrong reasons)... but god damn, you have to be in my boat...

with that being said... DO NOT JUMP OFF THE LEDGE when you dont know how far the fall is.

 

[anythingbutsane]

i would just like to point out that pauly's post has been loaded into flame thrower and i am just waiting for the chance to use it. his mom was a mail order bride... lol.