Things you dont say out loud

[miplank]

Buffgay you know like 2-3 women tops. You don't know shit

 

[miplank]

FYI I suck at driving. I'm always doing 87 other things while driving

 

[WoodyO]

I don't know about women drivers, but women suck ass with grocery carts at Trader Joe's and Target. They all seem to intentionally get in your way, walk slow as fuck while looking at shit and they push the carts all wonky with one hand while trying to text.

 

[smurf2]

lol Cindy went with the bold font for full effect.

 

[Strongbow]

I think most women are shallow cunts.

I think most men are schmucks, particularly if they're macho.

I can't stand children.

Most dog owners are morons who have raised their animals roughly as well as their kids, which means their dogs are just as bratty and spoiled as their shitty g'damned kids.

It broke my heart when my mother died, but I'm also relieved I won't have to deal with her.

I'll let you jerk me off it'll be fun for you and make you feel better

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[Strongbow]

lol Cindy went with the bold font for full effect.

You can jerk me off after MM gets done, Chris can litely blow warm air in the vicinity of my balls it'll be fun for us all

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[Strongbow]

There was a diesel dump in a local causeway ramp, is he taking a Floridian vacation?

When Smurf And Chris
are done you can ......Nah never mind
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[cindylou]

lol Cindy went with the bold font for full effect.

Lol!

 

[WoodyO]

Man, I love a good handi

 

[wootoom]

I agree


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