I think most women are shallow cunts.
I think most men are schmucks, particularly if they're macho.
I can't stand children.
Most dog owners are morons who have raised their animals roughly as well as their kids, which means their dogs are just as bratty and spoiled as their shitty g'damned kids.
It broke my heart when my mother died, but I'm also relieved I won't have to deal with her.