Things you dont say out loud

[WoodyO]

can you make anything cool w/either of those options?

Depends on your idea of cool.

I've made dildos and other assorted sex toys, weapons of mass destruction and unmanned vehicles, medical devices that have revolutionized hip and knee replacements, high end consumer products and a whole mess of worthless shit for small time inventors.

I've been on TV many times showing our products. I've worked on products for celebrities and hand delivered them to those celebrities. I've worked with high ranking military officials. But today, I've spent all day working on some shitty ass sunglasses.

 

[miplank]

so you can build me cool shit basically...

 

[PretzelBuns]

I've been on TV many times showing our products.

Are you the slap chop guy?

Also, wtf is with the 300 second rule?

 

[WoodyO]

so you can build me cool shit basically...

Probably. I've built a trophy for Tiger Woods. Head phones for 50 Cent. A $500 plated vibrator. An anal toy that is disguised as a electric razor to hide in your travel bag. And for over a decade I've been working on robotic dogs that will parachute into battlefields.

 

[WoodyO]

Are you the slap chop guy?

Also, wtf is with the 300 second rule?

Is that the Vince the sham wow guy?

 

[cindylou]

Chuck

 

[sexyMFer]

This never happened

 

[WoodyO]

We made this corvette engine out of a uoptic resin in RTV tooling to display at shows:

 

[AFeedz]

Yea well you have the most shitty taste in men ever known to humanity so I hate all of you

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Lol my man is amazing. You're batshit crazy.

And no one cares when the man of 100 divorces questions your ability to pick 'em. Laughable.

 

[billfred]

Chuck

lolz