Things you dont say out loud

[miplank]

lol

 

[musclemom]

No you wouldn't regardless she's just telling lies trying to make me doubt my penis. I just showed it to my scale girl and she said it's still big and it hurts like hell. I hate tiny vaginas

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Illogical to assume my comment had anything to do with size. Spend enough time on this board and you learn a bit about forced perspective, as well as Photoshop.

 

[Strongbow]

Illogical to assume my comment had anything to do with size. Spend enough time on this board and you learn a bit about forced perspective, as well as Photoshop.

Oh shit here we go again look enough EF bitches have seen my pee pee to know it's not a shop pic. Anyway hate on wicker ngr. Jesus and Beezekiel still love you and we pray that thoust shalt seeth the eternal light and come to The Chosen One and kneel before his mighty staff and see that it is indeed mighty and good.

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[musclemom]

You just jelly cause I'm swolt and your old man is fat and his weiner don't work

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Not logical since jealousy implies you have something I want. Other than providing an opportunity to exercise my witty repartee, you got nothing, Beez.

And true, both hubby and I could stand to lose a little fluff, fuck it, too much like work. On the other hand, hubby's wiener? Man has more wood than a lumbar yard and more stamina than a marathoner and that's at 60.

Nothing keeps that damned thing down.

 

[Strongbow]

Not logical since jealousy implies you have something I want. Other than providing an opportunity to exercise my witty repartee, you got nothing, Beez.

And true, both hubby and I could stand to lose a little fluff, fuck it, too much like work. On the other hand, hubby's wiener? Man has more wood than a lumbar yard and more stamina than a marathoner and that's at 60.

Nothing keeps that damned thing down.

Ewwwwww shit Your husband is old I bet his nuts are long and wrinkly nasty as shit fuck you're sick

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[miplank]

Grandpa LongNuts is a good alter name

 

[dabuffguy]

Longball Larry

 

[musclemom]

Ewwwwww shit Your husband is old I bet his nuts are long and wrinkly nasty as shit fuck you're sick

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Quite the contrary, TRT for over seven years w/out HCG. He's extremely youthful in that department.

And now I can play with them too -- used to be kind of a no fly zone ...

 

[nangiggles]

Check your karma -- and you may not post it

IN! for pickle comment

 

[musclemom]

Nan, you're the last one. The rest of you have to play PM circuit or text circuit or some other thing y'all do that always leaves me out.