There's a spider holdin it down on my bedroom wall

[hanselthecaretaker]

Do you think it'll try to launch a full-fledged assault on an orifice of choice and lay its eggs while I'm sleeping tonight?

I wanna keep him (or her) alive and undisturbed to make sure the campaigns of any lesser creatures in my pad remain a non issue, so please don't tell me to kill it. That would make me .

 

[crazyjoe]

Kill it!

 

[heatherrae]

It's cheating on you

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

It's cheating on you

Can you imagine he lets that thing watch him neekid?

HOT TUB HR!!!!

 

[heatherrae]

Can you imagine he lets that thing watch him neekid?

HOT TUB HR!!!!

I WISH I had a hot tub!

I stay in the tub and shower for hours now. I sometimes will just lie there and let the hot shower run over me until the water turns cold.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

It's cheating on you

Yeah I know probly. What a wicked web she weaves.

 

[JeepMonkey]

Everything has a right to live, but spiders. That is the only thing in the entire world that I would do everything I could to make sure it was out of my house. I respect your interest in keeping it alive, your choice.

Interesting bit of information for you. One in 5 people swallow a spider in their sleep.

Sleep well,
JM

 

[heatherrae]

Everything has a right to live, but spiders. That is the only thing in the entire world that I would do everything I could to make sure it was out of my house. I respect your interest in keeping it alive, your choice.

Interesting bit of information for you. One in 5 people swallow a spider in their sleep.

Sleep well,
JM

I was bitten by a wolf spiden on my upper lip in my sleep as a child.

My whole face swelled up.

 

[NickyE3]

move it elsewhere if possible, outside would be my 1st choice.

 

[Cal_21]

I say you find a spider mate for it...that way your orifices will become obsolete