There's a Fungus Among Us

[Smurfy]

What in the world is this thing that has grown in my front lawn for 2 straight summers now? This same thing appeared last summer as well and I can't figure out what it is other than just plan fucking gross. There's like one big growth and then a few smaller ones also. Whem i first saw it last year I blamed my husband for dumping his cigar butts onto the front lawn one time because I figured that old cigar butt turned into a fungus monster. but now i dont know what it could be.

and when i kicked it up with my shoe it came up from the ground and here's how the underside of it looks

so gross.

 

[bw1]

Eat it

 

[jack sparrow]

Put a stick of dynamite next to it, light it, and then run.

It won't be back.

 

[Smurfy]

all great ideas

 

[string_bean00]

jesus christ

 

[puddlemonkey]

That is nasty!

 

[RottenWillow]

all great ideas

That might be the world's next frontline antibiotic of choice.

 

[Frisky]

omg.... you have an elite member in your front yard... bleach it ... and then put gas on it and set it on fire. blech

 

[Saintinistic]

your lawn has herpes

 

[gotmojo]