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I know that many of you don’t truly know me and it understandable that with a post count of a little less than nine hundred you might even doubt my character or commitment , but that will soon be moot as when I do become a mod I intend to abolish post counts and unique usernames.
In place I will impose a ruthless chat board based on misplaced trust and lies. It will be similar to bb dot com but with even more immaturity and witless flame wars.
The complete karma system will be replaced with a virtual chat based system that will enable the male members to use a USB catheter to ‘virtual’ urinate on a fellow board members post whereas the female member (being rare) will have the SCSI ScatSprayer or SCSISS which, well you will just have to see for yourself.
The e-books that we now carry will be replaced with hot soft wet golden videos of captured Low-Protein diet proponents forced to wash against their will.
I will also impose a new caste system where AAP will sit on the highest chair where he will inflict ownage on any who dare speak out against me.
I promise to read your PM’s, I promise to expose your alters, but most importantly I am lying when I tell you that I am sending you pics of the Olsen Twins, it is a virus with the sole charge of capturing your notepad programs settings and altering it to Word Wrap – oh yes my pretties, I WENT there.
In closing – delete this
In place I will impose a ruthless chat board based on misplaced trust and lies. It will be similar to bb dot com but with even more immaturity and witless flame wars.
The complete karma system will be replaced with a virtual chat based system that will enable the male members to use a USB catheter to ‘virtual’ urinate on a fellow board members post whereas the female member (being rare) will have the SCSI ScatSprayer or SCSISS which, well you will just have to see for yourself.
The e-books that we now carry will be replaced with hot soft wet golden videos of captured Low-Protein diet proponents forced to wash against their will.
I will also impose a new caste system where AAP will sit on the highest chair where he will inflict ownage on any who dare speak out against me.
I promise to read your PM’s, I promise to expose your alters, but most importantly I am lying when I tell you that I am sending you pics of the Olsen Twins, it is a virus with the sole charge of capturing your notepad programs settings and altering it to Word Wrap – oh yes my pretties, I WENT there.
In closing – delete this
