There is Nothing Funnier

[tripleblonde]

than seeing somebody bite the dust

i know i've said this before, but it is true

NOTHING FUNNIER!

post up your best stories

for me it had to be slipping on a puddle of water at walmart and flying up in the air only to land flat on my back

or

trying to open my umbrella as i walked up to the ticket booth at the movies and feeling my skirt start to fly up so trying to hold it down and walk in heels.....

yeah it was only a matter of time before i was on my ass in the rain all in front of a crowd of people in line.....oh yeah, i'm smooth

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

trying to run and jump on a boat in the morning. condensed water was everywhere on the ledge and i fell into the water.

 

[Aerojaxx]

I'd pay to have seen it...LMSAO...

One time I took a girl out to eat with my parents...went to Applebees...we were heading to our table with the hostess and my Dad was playing around trying to be funny....he says.."follow me..." he turned and fell flat on his ass...

Ever now and then when we all are out some where...I'll say..."follow me..." Like most Dad's he has alot of pride and he doesn't find it humorous...makes it even funnier...

 

[p0inko]

when i first read 'bite the dust', i thought you meant when someone dies...i was like, 'wow! this chick is crazy...'

 

[tripleblonde]

when i first read 'bite the dust', i thought you meant when someone dies...i was like, 'wow! this chick is crazy...'

that's what i did mean


















jk

 

[Sub-Zero]

than seeing somebody bite the dust

i know i've said this before, but it is true

NOTHING FUNNIER!

post up your best stories

for me it had to be slipping on a puddle of water at walmart and flying up in the air only to land flat on my back

or

trying to open my umbrella as i walked up to the ticket booth at the movies and feeling my skirt start to fly up so trying to hold it down and walk in heels.....

yeah it was only a matter of time before i was on my ass in the rain all in front of a crowd of people in line.....oh yeah, i'm smooth

i wish you were my girlfriend...id feel so good about myself

 

[Sub-Zero]

one time, some kid was talking shit, and i punched him, and he fell down.

that was good times

 

[Aerojaxx]

one time, some kid was talking shit, and i punched him, and he fell down.

that was good times

good time punching a KID huh..??

 

[lil'tangerine]

Roller blading for the first time last summer...Attempted a hill and bit the dust, trying to avoid hitting some guy walking on the trail. Figured I'd roll onto the grass, but that just threw me into the Superman! Next thing I know, I'm spitting out grass and gravel while my bf laughs his ass off! I had grass stains all up the front of my shirt.
The man asked if I was okay...I replied yes with an embarrassed chuckle...He said "Well ya look terrible!"
Nice guy!

 

[sweed]

I slippled comin out of the shower and fell back in it. I dont think i have slipped and fallin in public tho

 

[theoak01]

On friday me and some friends went roller skating at one of those old roller disco type places,and I had never worn skates before,since I am part of the blade generation,and needless to say I was shaky,and people were flying past me,and all sorts of crazy stuff,and I fell and took out like 5 people,it was hilarious.

I did however catch on by the end of the day.

 

[glennds]

TB, i am not sure if i would want to see you slip and land flat on your ass at walmart! can't see that about some other people i know though.

 

[Sub-Zero]

good time punching a KID huh..??

now that you put it that way, it isnt as funny since i was the same age as him...


-check my profile

 

[sconoscuito]

no I got the best one

when I was 15 and still in europe I had this teamate on my team who was from african tribe, he was like 7ft tall at the age of 16, skinny ass hell though

anyway me him and 2 other dudes got on the bus, the guy has never driven a bus before,(we had to teach him how to use the elavator and shit), we just had to show him around the town and teach him few things... as the bus takes off this guy goes flying knocking down like 4 people on his way as he falls face down on the floor... it was fuckin hilarius

he forgot to grab one of those handles, god damn that was so damn funny

 

[GoldenDelicious]

ummmm a classic moment was when an asian girl i kind of knew whose name was spelt 'dung' (which of course was hilarious) was protesting at our pronounciation of her name (we used to say 'dung' as in animal excrement), saying that it was actually pronounced 'doong' (which of course was also hilarious)

anyway as she was bitching about it over her shoulder to me she walked into a half open door. then my mouth got the better of me and i asked what noise an asian girl would make if she walked into a door......

'doong'

 

[from zero]

one time, some kid was talking shit, and i punched him, and he fell down.

that was good times

WTF bro, you punched a goat?

 

[jerkbox]

WTF bro, you punched a goat?

 

[Deterass]

I thought yours might be trying to walk and chew gum at the same time.

than seeing somebody bite the dust

i know i've said this before, but it is true

NOTHING FUNNIER!

post up your best stories

for me it had to be slipping on a puddle of water at walmart and flying up in the air only to land flat on my back

or

trying to open my umbrella as i walked up to the ticket booth at the movies and feeling my skirt start to fly up so trying to hold it down and walk in heels.....

yeah it was only a matter of time before i was on my ass in the rain all in front of a crowd of people in line.....oh yeah, i'm smooth

 

[d3track]

one time i was just trying to be a dipshit and do the 'slide' across the hood of a car
real bright assbucket
ended up face first in a parking lot

when I worked at champs sports in the Mall of America, i used to trip on those fucking cart rack things all the time

falling down the stairs at school i dont how many times

learning how tho rollerblade, wish someone woulda told me you have to jump over the uneven sidewalk stuff

i'm gonna stop now.........

 

[Wazzup?]

A friend and I got VIP passe's to top-notch club and after we wen't through the entrance, I checke'd out a group, made eye contact with a girl and she smiled, gazed and looked away shyly, I casually glanced away as if she where just any other fish, cause I'm da Pimp...and I planned to get back to her later ... then the next thing ya know...BAMM, face first down on the ground, tripping over my own damm feet...people pointing and laughing... If that wasn't enough already, as I'm getting up, I grab onto the edge of a bar top and the motherfuker give's out, flipping over and hitting me in the head with a martini in the face for good measure... ...

ohhhhh, it was not a good night...I had to get a haircut, grow a gaotee and change my name after that incident...

Peace

 

[Sub-Zero]

WTF bro, you punched a goat?

yes

 

[SuperShredder]

I was walking down the steps at skool and it had just finished raining so the steps were wet. So im walking down and out of no where i feet come out from under me and i land on my back and slide down the steps taking down like 4 ppl with me. it was a classic moment.