there are 2 idiots high on X pacing my apartment, chewing their faces off

[GoldenDelicious]

telling me to come out with them 5 times a minute and theyre really starting to get on my nerves, where can you buy a tranquilizer gun? next time this shit happens, i want it to sound like this

X taker 1: man theres a foam party downstairs and this chick with nipple rings told me my shirt was awesome and
X taker 2: man you should come out with us itss awesome did you hear about the nipple rings and bikinis and man theres a foam party and
X taker 1: man these are the best pills ive taken and..
Golden: hey guys stand still for a second

*thwip* *thwip*

*doof* *doof*

Golden: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

man their faces are convulsing like alien amp pharm with the pillow out of his mouth, theres lip smacking in here like qt looking at twinkies

lol quite funny really

 

[nimbus]

you used 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah', but 'ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh' would have made more sense

 

[the_clockwork]

buy a taser, they'd really like that

 

[GoldenDelicious]

its almost 5am, theyre still talking at 5000 words per minute lol

 

[nimbus]

slap them on the back that shit feels awesome when you roll

 

[jh1]

lol... been there...

 

[mrplunkey]

Sounds like they got a little meth/caffine in their X...

 

[tonyroma]

The best is when someone is all coked up and they can't stop moving their jaw, like their telling you one story and their jaw's telling you another.