The ULTIMATE "Yo Momma" Thread.

[needtogetaas]

yo mamma so poor when she goes to KFC she has to lick other people's fingers.

youre mamma is so pore,I saw her kcking a can down the sreet asked her what she was doing and she said she was moiving.

 

[Dunk]

yo momma is so po' she cant afford the other O or R

 

[redguru]

Yo mama smells so bad the fish market asked her to leave.

 

[Dunk]

yo momma is so fat her waste size is equator!

 

[needtogetaas]

yo momma is so po' she cant afford the other O or R

youre mama is so pore she cant oford to pay attantion.

 

[starfish]

youre mama is so pore she cant oford to pay attantion.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

 

[needtogetaas]

yo momma is so fat her waste size is equator!

youre mamma is so ugly.thats not a reaseiding hare line that she has.its her hare running away from her face.

 

[HS Lifter]

Needto's mom is so nasty, she has to cut the strings off her tampons so the crabs wont bungee jump.

 

[sweed]

yo mama is so fat, her belly button is measured in kilometers. bitch

 

[beefcake28]

Yo momma is so dumb she sold her car for gas money....