The truth about my girl.....

[HamHock]

I may be an asshole, but I prefer to be referred to as "shithead" - it is what everyone that knows me calls me.

You too...?

Xalthus,
The trick with that trick is to not give a fuck. She's been played and she's going to keep gettin played. Ask yourself this, if no one else ever wanted her except for an easy bone----why should you be the chump in her life? Don't waste your youth on this one dude---too many good chicks out there to be had.

 

[HamHock]

let me fuck the bitch, and we'll see if she's trustworthy. anyway, i'm the next to bang her, so everyone else get in back of the line.

Sorry Mr. Gump, but that hoochie is way out of your league. What makes you think you could ever get a job as a Pizza Deliveryman, if you got fired from your french fry Salter position at McDonalds?

Maybe you should just stick to buttfuking the neighbor's cat and humping that old oak tree in the backyard.

 

[John Holmes]

It sounds to me like you are with a manipulator. The crying game is a classic. This is the kind of girl who will cheat on you, and then make it your fault.

Do yourself a favor, and move on. Or, keep her around as an easy lay if you can handle it. Either way, go out and have fun. There are too many women out there to get all hung up on one, especially when you're young.

And, remember, If a girl is going to cheat on you, she is going to cheat on you. There is nothing you can do about it.

 

[babyfaced monster]

bro....LISTEN to me, i was in the same boat 1 year ago. My chick left for another city, i hired a P.I to spy on her......low and behold she was fucking like dog in heat. He even sent me the tape, im still thinkin of posting it on the net. You already dont trust her, so spy on her.

 

[musclepump20]

Sounds like she just really likes to have sex or lacked a good upbringing. I wouldn't fuck her anymore.
Satanic goatslayer is fuckin hillarious.

 

[##spiderbaby##]

Get rid of her if your looking for commitment.

Tell her to stop by my place at 10.

 

[gotmilk]

Unless you're Leon Phelps..why would you want to still be with this girl?

Let me guess..you can change her..right? HAHHHAHH

Move on to number three

 

[nikolai_bolkov]

Satanic Goatslayer IS hilarious. I had a dream I ran into him (don't know him) at a club, he was wearing a blue sleeveless t with 'Satanic Goatslayer' in print on the shirt, jacked up like a mofo. In my dream I asked him advise regarding my run in with these transexuals, check my thread in this forum.

Weird? I would say so.

 

[Stan O'Zolol]

She's turned more tricks than Houdini. She's seen more shafts than an elevator. Kick her to the curb before you get too attached.

But first I'd perform the "Glass Bottom Boat" on her. She's probably the only girlfriend you have that will let you do that.

 

[MrOlympia2004]

I hope you triple up the raincoats or at least use some suran wrap.