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Warik
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Xalthus said:
What are you still doing with that whore? I'm sure there are thousands of women still left in this world with some self-esteem and self-respect. Go find one.
-Warik
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What are you still doing with that whore? I'm sure there are thousands of women still left in this world with some self-esteem and self-respect. Go find one.
-Warik
Been through the program....I would have just been a number.
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dballer
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I liked the driftwood idea. That would make me crazy too. I would tell her mother everything she told you then spit in her goddamned face. I think I will be single forever.... I trust women about as far as I can throw them.
AGENT SHAGWELL
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I have nothing else to add...but this quote 
Mr. Brown: O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.
Mr. Brown: Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the Great Escape, he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a virgin."
Mr. Brown: O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.
Mr. Brown: Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the Great Escape, he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a virgin."
FreakMonster
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Latimer said:
37 DICKS!!! Hey everyone my GF sucked 37 dicks!!
That's from that movie Clerks LOL
Well at least she didn't lick any assholes because then everytime he kissed his GF he would be licking there assholes too. LOL
nikolai_bolkov
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Never trust a ho. It doesn't matter if she slept with 1 or 50 prior. It's a matter of principle.
Bro, I feel for you real bad. If you've only had sex with 2 chicks, you need to broaden you're horizons a bit. I don't know your age, but it sounds like your too young to have to worry about this shit. Just have a good time, spend time with the girl, have sex, hang out. Do the same with others. But don't vest any heavy feelings, money, or career prospects on this one or any other. It's not worth it. Love yourself, not some stupid ho that's probably going to cheat on you anyway.
Sorry for sounding harsh, I just hate thinking about that annoying and useless feeling you get when you 'love' someone and you don't trust them and you can't even fucking sleep. You know what I'm talking about. Damn, I've said some sappy shit to girls in the past who didn't give a damn. Never again though.
Bro, I feel for you real bad. If you've only had sex with 2 chicks, you need to broaden you're horizons a bit. I don't know your age, but it sounds like your too young to have to worry about this shit. Just have a good time, spend time with the girl, have sex, hang out. Do the same with others. But don't vest any heavy feelings, money, or career prospects on this one or any other. It's not worth it. Love yourself, not some stupid ho that's probably going to cheat on you anyway.
Sorry for sounding harsh, I just hate thinking about that annoying and useless feeling you get when you 'love' someone and you don't trust them and you can't even fucking sleep. You know what I'm talking about. Damn, I've said some sappy shit to girls in the past who didn't give a damn. Never again though.
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