The test made me do it

[Hurricane55]

So I know this is pretty fucked up but I'm in my fifth week of a test e (500mg ew) and eq (400mg ew) cycle and this shit makes me horny as hell. Anyways my girlfriend has been sick for about a week so I haven't been able to fuck for as long. So last night we went to bed and I still hadn't gotten any action so I decided to go ahead and see what would happen if I just started fuckin her. She was confused at first but by the time I finished she had a smile (and a little something else) on her face. Long live me!

 

[Beachboy6294]

Lmfao!!!! Yes!!!!

 

[lifthard2005]

sometimes you just have to do it and hope they go with it

 

[brino]

been there glad im not the only one

 

[SgtSlaughter]

sometimes you just have to do it and hope they go with it

lol, agreed.

 

[jimmy04]

brino "been there glad im not the only one" me 2 lol

 

[GetBig10]

hahaha lmao bro...im going to try that...youve got some good idea..any more?

 

[Hurricane55]

hahaha lmao bro...im going to try that...youve got some good idea..any more?

Haha I think that's my only one and that was born out of pure desperation. I swear I was walkin around with a semi!

 

[Beachboy6294]

Haha I think that's my only one and that was born out of pure desperation. I swear I was walkin around with a semi!

A semi? I wish that's all I walked around with!!!

 

[OMEGA]

good story better then getting into Street fights

 

[immortalis]

haha, ive done that shit too... although i dont think I painted her face up that time tho lol. But shes still woken up to being completely molested a few times here and there hehehe

 

[jetty]

Somebody give this kid some Karma. Come on platty's. Great job!

 

[esanchez1277]

Man rule: It's OK to molest your girl while on AAS! I've been doing that shit for a while now she gets mad sometimes.

 

[peejae]

damn!!!!! i wish i had a girl my sex drive has never been this nuts. im lookin at chics i thought i would never screw. id screw a beachball if it had a smiley face painted on it.

 

[mobro]

lmfao

 

[under]

"Better to ask for forgiveness than permission."

 

[GOLUAN]

i do the same damn thang bro!!! BUT SHE GETS PISSSED AT ME WHEN SHE DONT GET HURS!!! SHES LIKE...IF YOUR GOING TO FUCK ME..ATLEAST MAKE ME NUT TOOO!!!!...Im just there to get mine...exp if its 4 in the morning...

 

[camshaft]

damn bros im on week 5 of test e 500mg as well, i fuck my gf raw, literally, my dick is raw and hurts, its like a goddamn porno studio in my house, just straight raw dog fucking, she loves it!!!!!!!!!

 

[matty420]

haha i fucking love that man!! rock on

 

[pitbullrocco]

long live timmy!!

 

[bigcountry61]

good shit !!! I am on test suspension and I am doin that shit on the regular, my girl is like oh here we go again!!!

 

[otsjacked]

damn!!!!! i wish i had a girl my sex drive has never been this nuts. im lookin at chics i thought i would never screw. id screw a beachball if it had a smiley face painted on it.

lol

 

[GoldenDelicious]

those moments are the ones i refer to as the ones where Evil_Delicious was at the wheel

 

[Sue Me]

My buddy does that to his girl & he isn't even on aas....He calls it "deadhorsing" her.

 

[Twoguns]

yeah, well try feeling that way when you are keeping it a secret from her. Sucks bad.

 

[beachstud]

yeah, well try feeling that way when you are keeping it a secret from her. Sucks bad.

Dude, I just did that last night. About 3:00 in the morning I just spit on my junk and popped it in her from behind spoon-style. She NEVER complains though--loves waking up to being fucked. I'm so in love with this girl

My girl has no idea about the aas, but she always comments on my 'level'. She's seen my drive yo-yo from a relaxed smooth pounding every day or so to GORILLA-growling, ape-shit 3x a day monster sex. I just tell her I can't explain why I have these 'cycles'...

 

[georgie24]

LOL!!!!!!!

great thread!!!

 

[almost-pro]

good post! im on test right now as well and i can't keep my dick soft for very long..... sucks i just seperated from my wife.