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The shit hit the fan today...

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some of you may have heard me complain that the other attorney here never comes to work or does any work.

Well, the head honchos in Ohio called me today and said that they are going to fire him at the end of this month. Now, everytime I see him I have a hard time acting like nothing is up. I feel sorry for his family that he is getting fired, but enough is enough. He only worked 2 half days in the last two weeks. I don't know why I sort of feel bad for him, but I do. The other half of me is basking in the fact that I'm getting a big fat raise out of it...lol.
 
he's cheating on you....
 
I get the same dollar amount raise every year. It's a decent amount and I'm fairly paid but I get less excited about it every year.
 
squatmonkey said:
He's getting canned for a reason. He did it to his self, you should'nt feel any guilt.
Yeah, I know. He has a 7000 square foot home to pay a mortgage on and an 18 month old little girl at home. So, I still feel bad for him. He did it to himself but it is like watching a drug addict go down the tubes -- you still feel a little bad for them.
 
My approach to professional life has been to never be part of the possy. The one time I was, I still feel bad over it.
 
bw1 said:
Show him your tits the day he gets fired

Screw that noise! Show US your tits. He's still gonna get fired cause he's a lazy dumbass, you'll feel good about making us happy.
 
Beachboy6294 said:
Will it be hard for him to find another position with a firm paying close to what he makes?
Yes. He was overpaid for this area, and he didn't do shit.
 
heatherrae said:
some of you may have heard me complain that the other attorney here never comes to work or does any work.

Well, the head honchos in Ohio called me today and said that they are going to fire him at the end of this month. Now, everytime I see him I have a hard time acting like nothing is up. I feel sorry for his family that he is getting fired, but enough is enough. He only worked 2 half days in the last two weeks. I don't know why I sort of feel bad for him, but I do. The other half of me is basking in the fact that I'm getting a big fat raise out of it...lol.
Wait, I thought you were the lazy attorney at the firm that never worked? Calling off because Darwin almost looked like he might sneeze and such....
 
javaguru said:
Wait, I thought you were the lazy attorney at the firm that never worked? Calling off because Darwin almost looked like he might sneeze and such....
lol...nope. you would be surprised. I come in on weekends and have even brought devin to work when he was sick. I'm all over this joint.
 
Beachboy6294 said:
Damn he is going to regret screwing up big time and I hate it for the kid
Yeah, he is already hen pecked by his wife. She is going to KILL him.
 
heatherrae said:
Yeah, he is already hen pecked by his wife. She is going to KILL him.


Oh yea the wife that could make him go crazy! You better hope he doesn't pull a psycho and come back there and get revenge.
 
Beachboy6294 said:
Oh yea the wife that could make him go crazy! You better hope he doesn't pull a psycho and come back there and get revenge.
Nah, he's too lazy for revenge...lol.
 
heatherrae said:
Yes. He was overpaid for this area, and he didn't do shit.

Maybe you're just underpaid? That's why you're getting a big raise now.

I'm sure he'll land on his feet. Chances are he's seen it coming or already has something lined up and that's why he's had short timer's syndrome in the first place. He hasn't always been a lazy ass or your current company would've fired him long ago.
 
heatherrae said:
lol...nope. you would be surprised. I come in on weekends and have even brought devin to work when he was sick. I'm all over this joint.
Ah...so you're sleeping with one or more of the partners.
 
Beachboy6294 said:
Damn he is really lazy! How long has he been with your firm? Was he always like that or did he just change?
He's been here 3 years. they opened the kentucky satellite office and only had one file for him to work the whole first year he was here...lol. That is about how many he works now, too...lol. I do all the work here and it is piling up. They told me who the new guy will be. Now, I have to establish the pecking order...lol. I'm not messing around with my career and letting someone get promoted over me...lol...yeah, I'm a bitch.
 
javaguru said:
Ah...so you're sleeping with one or more of the partners.
LOL...ummmmm....no. I only sleep around for fun, not to advance my career. I'm a dumb slut, not an ambitious slut...lol. I haven't slept with anyone at this job. Nor have I ever slept with a superior or inferior employee. =-)
 
ceo said:
Maybe you're just underpaid? That's why you're getting a big raise now.

I'm sure he'll land on his feet. Chances are he's seen it coming or already has something lined up and that's why he's had short timer's syndrome in the first place. He hasn't always been a lazy ass or your current company would've fired him long ago.
I think he knows it is coming, because the managing partner of the ohio firm sent an email to us all saying he is coming down to take us to lunch...lol. I would know. Hell, I would figure that if I didn't come to work for two weeks except two half days that I would be fired on the spot. He doesn't even call in sick. He just doesn't show up. He came in today at 11 and left at 3...lol. I had to drive to Louisville for a court appearance AND draft all the suits, etc. He did NOTHING, and then said he was going to go pick up his daughter from the sitters and left. That is his typical behavior.
 
heatherrae said:
LOL...ummmmm....no. I only sleep around for fun, not to advance my career. I'm a dumb slut, not an ambitious slut...lol. I haven't slept with anyone at this job. Nor have I ever slept with a superior or inferior employee. =-)
Just the fact that you called yourself a dumb slut is really great.....Heatherrae= :heart:
 
squatmonkey said:
Just the fact that you called yourself a dumb slut is really great.....Heatherrae= :heart:
lol....

I call em like I see em. :lmao:
 
heatherrae said:
I think he knows it is coming, because the managing partner of the ohio firm sent an email to us all saying he is coming down to take us to lunch...lol. I would know. Hell, I would figure that if I didn't come to work for two weeks except two half days that I would be fired on the spot. He doesn't even call in sick. He just doesn't show up. He came in today at 11 and left at 3...lol. I had to drive to Louisville for a court appearance AND draft all the suits, etc. He did NOTHING, and then said he was going to go pick up his daughter from the sitters and left. That is his typical behavior.


Yummy I love the getting canned lunches! Where is he taking everyone to lunch or is it just a complete hoax?
 
Beachboy6294 said:
Yummy I love the getting canned lunches! Where is he taking everyone to lunch or is it just a complete hoax?
ah, probably wherever we suggest. There is nothing but chain restraunts in this town unless you want to chance eating Chinese or Mexican food here (you don't want to, trust me.)
 
heatherrae said:
ah, probably wherever we suggest. There is nothing but chain restraunts in this town unless you want to chance eating Chinese or Mexican food here (you don't want to, trust me.)


That sucks, I love NOLA for all it's great places to eat!
 
Beachboy6294 said:
That sucks, I love NOLA for all it's great places to eat!
no doubt. Nothing good here. We have to drive 30 mnutes to lexington to get the good stuff.


well, I'm off to go pick up the baby.

nighty night all.
 
heatherrae said:
no doubt. Nothing good here. We have to drive 30 mnutes to lexington to get the good stuff.


well, I'm off to go pick up the baby.

nighty night all.


What time will you be here to get me? That's a long drive
 
I'm surprised he hasn't been warned yet. Isn't that legally automatic even if he is a lazy ass?

Do you get to be there when he gets canned at lunch? That would be awesome to see over a nice salad.
 
heatherrae said:
some of you may have heard me complain that the other attorney here never comes to work or does any work.

Well, the head honchos in Ohio called me today and said that they are going to fire him at the end of this month. Now, everytime I see him I have a hard time acting like nothing is up. I feel sorry for his family that he is getting fired, but enough is enough. He only worked 2 half days in the last two weeks. I don't know why I sort of feel bad for him, but I do. The other half of me is basking in the fact that I'm getting a big fat raise out of it...lol.

I usually get really pissed off by any attorney(cept my daddy :good: ) but u seem fine by me.
The rest...FIRE them. Usually shady. Plus, MAJOR smart-asses.
 
heatherrae said:
some of you may have heard me complain that the other attorney here never comes to work or does any work.

Well, the head honchos in Ohio called me today and said that they are going to fire him at the end of this month. Now, everytime I see him I have a hard time acting like nothing is up. I feel sorry for his family that he is getting fired, but enough is enough. He only worked 2 half days in the last two weeks. I don't know why I sort of feel bad for him, but I do. The other half of me is basking in the fact that I'm getting a big fat raise out of it...lol.

friggum! he'll find another job. this might be the wake up call he needs. . .
 
myway said:
I usually get really pissed off by any attorney(cept my daddy :good: ) but u seem fine by me.
The rest...FIRE them. Usually shady. Plus, MAJOR smart-asses.


I really don't care for lawyers "they get enough of my money" or car saleman. You can't trust either of them!
 
bw1 said:
Show him your tits the day he gets fired
When Heather is the boss she can fire dudes and then flash them. They'll wander out of the office in a daze. There will be no dramatic scene. It will be perfect.
 
myway said:
I usually get really pissed off by any attorney(cept my daddy :good: ) but u seem fine by me.
The rest...FIRE them. Usually shady. Plus, MAJOR smart-asses.
I'm not shady, but I'm quite the smart ass.
 
There's nothing wrong with feeling guilt. Yes it's his fault but I completely understand your thinking. Mainly because i've been in that situation. To make matters worse it was a very good friend. We no longer speak.
 
jackangel said:
how much does a 7,000 sq ft home cost in kentucky? 40-50 dollars?

LMAO!!!!

redneck-mansion1.jpg
 
ponyfitness said:
I'm surprised he hasn't been warned yet. Isn't that legally automatic even if he is a lazy ass?

Do you get to be there when he gets canned at lunch? That would be awesome to see over a nice salad.
Oh no, he doesn't get the lunch. He's getting walked out and then the managing partner is taking the REST of us to lunch....lol....COLD.
 
javaguru said:
Just make sure you have a gps ready to gift her.
I already have a gps. Now I'm dating for big screen TV's.



Just so you know. :qt:


Got one?
 
myway said:
I usually get really pissed off by any attorney(cept my daddy :good: ) but u seem fine by me.
The rest...FIRE them. Usually shady. Plus, MAJOR smart-asses.
I agree for the most part.
 
heatherrae said:
Oh no, he doesn't get the lunch. He's getting walked out and then the managing partner is taking the REST of us to lunch....lol....COLD.

As he's walking out you should tell him he just got totally pwned and he's an r-tard. Then throw something at him.
 
heatherrae said:
some of you may have heard me complain that the other attorney here never comes to work or does any work.

Said the girl as she typed on an internet forum in her Office.
 
jackangel said:
how much does a 7,000 sq ft home cost in kentucky? 40-50 dollars?
:lmao:

Evidently, his wife's parents are loaded, because they built it for them and gave them 200 acres of farmland. Actually, I'm not sure if he even has a mortgage on it.
 
I have a question. You're a lawyer right? So if you spend 8 hours at the office, do all those hours need to be charged to certain clients/jobs?
 
MightyMouse69 said:
do lawyers sue for being fired, I sure hope so - that is perfect irony.

I don't know when it is or isn't in effect, but there are steps that need to be followed to fire someone. Usually it goes something like verbal warning, written warning, etc. Privately owned companies may differ from public ones. Do we have any good lawyers here? (opperative word..."good").
 
bottleneckblooz said:
I have a question. You're a lawyer right? So if you spend 8 hours at the office, do all those hours need to be charged to certain clients/jobs?
Many lawyers work that way, but our office charges per case a flat rate, because I do real estate transactions. =-)
 
txbondsman said:
I don't know when it is or isn't in effect, but there are steps that need to be followed to fire someone. Usually it goes something like verbal warning, written warning, etc. Privately owned companies may differ from public ones. Do we have any good lawyers here? (opperative word..."good").

you can sue for anything bro, just for a settlement.
 
txbondsman said:
I don't know when it is or isn't in effect, but there are steps that need to be followed to fire someone. Usually it goes something like verbal warning, written warning, etc. Privately owned companies may differ from public ones. Do we have any good lawyers here? (opperative word..."good").
Kentucky is an "at will" employment state, and this is a private sector job. You can be fired for anything so long as it does not run afoul of ADA or some other law.
 
heatherrae said:
Kentucky is an "at will" employment state, and this is a private sector job. You can be fired for anything so long as it does not run afoul of ADA or some other law.

damn, I didn't geta little red face or FU or anything, I'm losing my touch....
 
heatherrae said:
oh...i'm slipping. here you go! :redhot:

did you tell everyone that you work in FMP's and a camisole and that might have something to do with your raise.... ;-) :lmao:
 
heatherrae said:
:lmao:

Evidently, his wife's parents are loaded, because they built it for them and gave them 200 acres of farmland. Actually, I'm not sure if he even has a mortgage on it.


Shit why didn't you say that in the first place then I don't feel sorry for him!!
 
heatherrae said:
some of you may have heard me complain that the other attorney here never comes to work or does any work.

Well, the head honchos in Ohio called me today and said that they are going to fire him at the end of this month. Now, everytime I see him I have a hard time acting like nothing is up. I feel sorry for his family that he is getting fired, but enough is enough. He only worked 2 half days in the last two weeks. I don't know why I sort of feel bad for him, but I do. The other half of me is basking in the fact that I'm getting a big fat raise out of it...lol.

In most of my jobs - the more I stood up, stopped taking b.s., didn't care about being fired and spoke up - the more money I made. I know it's so fucked up.

r
 
txbondsman said:
did you tell everyone that you work in FMP's and a camisole and that might have something to do with your raise.... ;-) :lmao:
lol...no one wants to see my mommy bewbs.
 
Razorguns said:
In most of my jobs - the more I stood up, stopped taking b.s., didn't care about being fired and spoke up - the more money I made. I know it's so fucked up.

r
I'll have to try that. lol.
 
Razorguns said:
In most of my jobs - the more I stood up, stopped taking b.s., didn't care about being fired and spoke up - the more money I made. I know it's so fucked up.

r

It's true.
So so true.
 
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