the road-house side show thread!!!!

[the nature boy]

Nature......nothing going on here. I do have a problem though.......I put Dballer, Dread, Polar and you Nature boy.....on my buddy list.....and your bulbs are never lit up. So, either you all are not that bright, or as suspected, you are not on line. I feel so alone here. It is dark and cold........just like it was when mama used to.....awwww never mind (the things mama would do where cruel and unfair. Not like it was my fault I wasn't born right......one day I explain.....right now I feel so ashamed for what she did..........I have to breath........slowly...........take my meds........ahhhhhhhh Anyway.......I'm bored! Can dread come out and play.....I am better now.............

you crack me up bro.

 

[the nature boy]

Hey all......how do you wrap presents? I just wrapped up some gifts for the wife, and they look worse than the paper bag I used to drink out of !!!! How do you ladies do such a professional job? Thanks for all the help that I am about to receive.......JEEP

Women don't expect men to wrap presents. That's why you get boxes at the store an put a bow on em. I've never mastered the art of wrapping. Hell, I'm still figuring how to put my clothes on properly.

 

[jeep310]

yea, I know what you mean......my wife dresses me, but she's seen all my "presents" hehehehe......but I got her some cool stuff this year........She has to wait until Christmas to open them.(usually I am so exited about what I got her......I let her open them early). Anyways....I want to pick up a few more things for her..I need some good ideas?

 

[the nature boy]

yea, I know what you mean......my wife dresses me, but she's seen all my "presents" hehehehe......but I got her some cool stuff this year........She has to wait until Christmas to open them.(usually I am so exited about what I got her......I let her open them early). Anyways....I want to pick up a few more things for her..I need some good ideas?

What did you get her already? That way I can make some recomendations.... and don't worry, I won't tell you to buy her a monkey or anything.

 

[jeep310]

Let's see
A camcorder
Victoria Secret perfume
A ceramic doll (one she's wanted for a long time)
A wall cabinet filled with bath stuff

that's it so far...........need some ideas....

 

[the nature boy]

well if you're looking for some non-high dollar stuff you can always go with:

books, nothing wrong there

a gift cert to a day spa

clothes, can be tricky

uh..... a monkey? Damn jeep, I don't really know what to tell you. Usually I know what I need to buy in advance. I'm not one of those on-the-fly gift buyers. Sorry bro.

 

[jeep310]

you're right.................how much for the monkey? I don't want one of them check writing monkeys. I know you are in dept to Dballer for some big montanas, so if I help you out with the Arby's situation, will you sell the monkey cheap?

 

[the nature boy]

oh if I has one I wouldn't sell him or her. no way. you're a cool guy but I could never sell a monkey. But alas, I dont have one. one day... one day.....

as for dballer, I think he owes me.

 

[jeep310]

oh, ok.....must have got it mixed up........lol

A day spa sounds good, we have a new one in d'ville, I will check it out monday after I workout.

clothes are easy for me to get her....size small (at least that's what she said to get)

Anyways......till next time......have a great evening everyone..........later.........JEEP

 

[the nature boy]

oh, ok.....must have got it mixed up........lol

A day spa sounds good, we have a new one in d'ville, I will check it out monday after I workout.

clothes are easy for me to get her....size small (at least that's what she said to get)

Anyways......till next time......have a great evening everyone..........later.........JEEP

cya buddy.

I'm sure some of the ladies here can help find some good stuff for your wife.