The "Quote the person above you and change the contents of the quote" Thread

[SoreArms]

you know what they say about ferrets

 

[Raina]

you know what they say about ferrets...panty thiefs and covert nuclear special ops forces

 

[SoreArms]

I like to wear a fanny pack to the gym

Raina, that is so tacky

 

[Raina]

I look pretty hot in a fanny pack..and I wear my hot pink and white reebok "the pump" shoes and whenever I walk by a mirror at the gym I lick it and say "damn bitch, you're lookin' sexy".

 

[onebigab]

Raina, that is not sick, all my friends love to be punch fucked on the first date. Just make sure you use some of GL's lube though

 

[Raina]

Women should sit quietly unless otherwise instructed...women who talk or make eye contact without the permission of a man need a loving "reminder" with a closed fist to the jaw. Bitches love that shit.

Well that's not very nice is it?

 

[SoreArms]

unga bunga, me like girl, me hit girl on head and take her home!

 

[onebigab]

Well sometimes we need to be reminded. So if you forgive me I'll show you my appreciation by taking it all down.

 

[FreeballinDC]

i dont think Freeballin can be topped, I tried, but he flipped me, and wore my bung hole out. I'm still walking funny, three weeks later

 

[hamstershaver]

sorearms dont worry about last night, even though you only lasted for a minute it was still wonderful