The official Hulk Homo thread!!!!!!

[the nature boy]

Okay, I have to ask a question now, because El Dandy keeps coming up.

Who the hell is/was he?

do a search on the internet. Dandy was a luchador in the WCW. Physically he wasn't impressive, but I know Hogan was pretty damn scared of the dreaded Dandy Plex. Ok there was no such thing as a dandy plex.

 

[freak daddy]

LMAO @ the Dandy plex!

 

[the nature boy]

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How many of you hated Hogan when he wore the red and yellow? How many hated him back when his character was larger than life? The All-American hero? Are you saying that you all hated him then?

ok, I'll admit it. I hated hogan. At first after he beat the Sheik, I liked him. But I got sick of the same old bullshit. He'd lose the entire match, then all of a sudden his eyes would get big and he's start breathing real hard and then BANG! Hulkamania would run wild. And when he'd lose, it was always bullshit. How about the one time he lost because of the twin Earl Hebners!!!! WTF? What was even more funny is that there was money falling out of the evil Hebners pocket, that's how we were to know that he was paid off!!! What a bunch of horse shit!!!!

I hate hogan, as a matter of fact I kinda liked him more with the NWO, even tho I thought he sucked in the ring.

Hey how come none of the announcers call it the "squared circle" anymore. That was a Gorilla Monsoon quote. I miss that guy.

 

[freak daddy]

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I hate hogan, as a matter of fact I kinda liked him more with the NWO, even tho I thought he sucked in the ring.

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BBBWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAA!! I could'nt have said that any better.

 

[TheProject]

do a search on the internet. Dandy was a luchador in the WCW. Physically he wasn't impressive, but I know Hogan was pretty damn scared of the dreaded Dandy Plex. Ok there was no such thing as a dandy plex.

Ouch. I ask a wrestling question, and get hit with "do a search".



I figured you'd have some colorful El Dandy anecdotes for me NB. I'm disappointed!

 

[the nature boy]

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You're right, though. I actually kinda tolerated him during the beginning of the nWo. I never understood the black beard with the blond hair and goatee, though.

the black beard I think was supposed to signify that he's a bad guy.

"Hey pa!!! The Hulkster has a black beard!! What's that about?"

"I guess it means he's a heel. Now pass me the bong son."

 

[Big Brother Val]

What is this?

Huh?

Nature Boy?

Freak Daddy? (wonderful to see you posting, by the way)

Project?


What's wrong with you guys?

Were you abused as children?

Do you all secretly like watching other men in the shower?

There's something amiss here.

You are all hurting me.

Not because you don't like the Hogan... but because you are all straying to the path of Wrestling Hell by denying the creator.

Please...

I beg you...

Open your eyes... the path you take is the dark one...

IT'S NOT TOO LATE!

Praise the Hogan.

 

[freak daddy]

What is this?

Huh?

Nature Boy?

Freak Daddy? (wonderful to see you posting, by the way)

Project?


What's wrong with you guys?

Were you abused as children?

Do you all secretly like watching other men in the shower?

There's something amiss here.

You are all hurting me.

Not because you don't like the Hogan... but because you are all straying to the path of Wrestling Hell by denying the creator.

Please...

I beg you...

Open your eyes... the path you take is the dark one...

IT'S NOT TOO LATE!

Praise the Hogan.

I had to come back Val and show these guys the way. The truth really needed to be told. I am the truth. Flair is God! They are now on the righteous path. I will soon show you the way as well my friend!

 

[the nature boy]

Val, we're not trying to hurt you. We love you man! Hogan is all good. It's just that he's not the hogan you used to remember. Now he has black stubble on his face, and whips people with his belt. That's all he can do. If he performed a leg drop he'd prolly break a hip.

It's time for him to step aside and make way for the new players in wrestling; Lizmark Jr., Hurricane Helms, Barry Darsow, The Poet Lanny Poffo, La Parka, The Mountie, and E.D. (you know who I'm talking about). Hogans time has come and gone.

 

[freak daddy]

. If he performed a leg drop he'd prolly break a hip.

It's time for him to step aside and make way for the new players in wrestling; Lizmark Jr., Hurricane Helms, Barry Darsow, The Poet Lanny Poffo, La Parka, The Mountie, and E.D. (you know who I'm talking about). Hogans time has come and gone.

LMFAO!!!!
E.D. Let me take a wild guess...El Dandy! The greatest lucha dor of all time.