The official Hulk Homo thread!!!!!!

[Big Brother Val]

Hulk Hogan is the only God of the three. He actually knows more than 4 holds and can rap on the mic. I truly love Hogan, and I wish I didn't make myself look stupid by joining the popular crowd of Hogan Haters. I love Hogan... and damnit, I'm proud.

There, you go, Hellbent!

I'm proud of you.

Whew!

I thought for a second that you were unreachable.

Yet another soul saved. You have seen the light of the Hogan.

I need to go drink some Gatorade.

 

[Big Brother Val]

plus hall is a company guy (aside from his substance abuse problem). If he's supposed to job, then he will. Plus when he's getting beat up, he sells it. Actually he sells it too much, he'll wobble all over the place when he's getting jacked.

Nash and Hogan hate to lose. Plus they don't sell shit.

It's not that Hogan hates to lose... it's that no one can beat him. Flair doesn't have that problem... so it's new to you.

And of course he doesn't sell shit.

He wrestles, and makes millions of dollars.

Flair will be the one selling shit at Glenn's Manure Hut in Greenville. I heard he's already guaranteed the position of "Lead Shoveler" when he starts working there this summer.

 

[HellBent]

There, you go, Hellbent!

I'm proud of you.

Whew!

I thought for a second that you were unreachable.

Yet another soul saved. You have seen the light of the Hogan.

I need to go drink some Gatorade.

Oh hell no!!!!!! You did not just contort my words into a conondrum of ignorance. I need to go wash my hands. Just the thought of those words spewing from my mouth makes me feel dirty.

 

[HellBent]

It's that Hogan hates to lose... it's that everyone on the WWf roster can beat him. Flair doesn't have that problem... because he is the true icon of Wrestling.

And of course Hogan doesn't sell shit. He just flat out sucks!! I'm glad HellBent has helped me realize this. Thank you HellBent.

He wrestles, and makes millions of dollars. He does'nt care about the fans, just himself.


Hogan will be the one selling shit at Glenn's Manure Hut in St. Pete. I heard he's already guaranteed the position of "Lead Shoveler" when he starts working there this summer. He has even signed on to do a stint of commercials with Rogaine.

You're welcome Brother Val.

 

[the nature boy]

There, you go, Hellbent!

I'm proud of you.

Whew!

I thought for a second that you were unreachable.

Yet another soul saved. You have seen the light of the Hogan.

I need to go drink some Gatorade.

very clever Val.

 

[HellBent]

very clever Val.

Now that Val has seen the light, and realizes Flair is the man. I can see his cleverness.

 

[TheProject]

There, you go, Hellbent!

I'm proud of you.

Whew!

I thought for a second that you were unreachable.

Yet another soul saved. You have seen the light of the Hogan.

I need to go drink some Gatorade.

 

[crimson coal]

I am just glad he's back cuz I want him to get his ass kicked over and over and over and over and over and over again. I am the #1 Hulk hater!!

 

[NY Muscle]

Will Hulk Homo run the WWf under?
Will Hulk Homo help improve the ratings of the WWF?

Well it is my belief that Hogan will ruin the WWF. He will hold all the great talent like RVD, Edge, and other young guys down.
Sorry Big Brother Val, but it's time you realize Hogan is old enough to be our Grandfather and needs to finally give it up. Hogan may have been the man at ONE time, but please , give me a break. Hogan can never be the man that he tries to be. IMPOSSIBLE!

Hold then down? how? hogan and mcmahon MADE wrestling what it is today, and beyond what u see in the ring...hogan had FULL CREATIVE control over his matches, when he won and when he lost...he also played a big role on all the story lines and his input as well as vince's is what made the WWF and the WCW for that matter....hogan without a shadow of a doubt MADE WCW...when he arrived in what was it 1994? 1995? he made the wcw go from white trash with 2500 people in the audience, to BEATING the WWF OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

hmm all this from one man that you say is shit..

hogan wont hold these *boys* down..personally i dont want to see some 5 foot 7 RVD wearing the heavyweight belts, im sorry..matter of fact its a FUCKING GIFT of God that little jericho has the title..

so much can be done with the nWo...they will have wwf stars joining them, and the anticipation to see who joins the nWo next will make it worthwhile, also they can go as far as the black AND red nWo...and when pussy steiner and money hungry goldberg finally finish with their contract with ted turner or tbs, it will be even more fun for the nWo....mark my words, some day goldberg WILL be part of the nWo.

 

[bigpopfd2]

its vinces company...vince would never give full creative control to Hogan....HOgan is an ego to big and this will be his last time in the big show (no pun intended).