The Official EF C&C Retort Thread

[Captain FT]

Figured we need a thread to browse for lols over the coming years and we can build on this over time as social slang evolves.

I love nothing more than reading Woot call someone a slimy bag of dingo dicks, or miplank dropping some grammatical forum assault on some fgt.

So let's start our list.

I'll kick it off with "Foam plate pushin baby dick fgt."

 

[PICK3]

I'm responsible for "Mo" being in the C&C vernacular

 

[digimon7068]

she's cheating on you

 

[digimon7068]

no...really...she is...

 

[ffactor_reloaded]

Fuck off Islamicals!

 

[Captain FT]

Who the fuck do you think you are?

 

[nangiggles]

Can I Nanroast? Or explosion salad?

 

[averagelookingjapdick]

Jesus titty fucking christ

 

[wootoom]

Can I pin?

 

[PICK3]

please respond

 

[wootoom]

Can I dink?

 

[nangiggles]

Teh jacket
Teh sweater

 

[Mr. dB]

ollololoolol

 

[WoodyO]

This thread sucks.

That's not one for the list though. This thread really does suck shit straight from from the asshole of a homosexual vegan bottom with a prolapsed anus.

 

[Captain FT]

Fuck right off. I'm so fucking mad right now.

 

[miplank]

This thread sucks.

That's not one for the list though. This thread really does suck shit straight from from the asshole of a homosexual vegan bottom with a prolapsed anus.

What ever happened to pdaddy anyways?

 

[sexyMFer]

I heard his wife made him start pulling his weight and cut his data

 

[Captain FT]

He got strobe lights in his kitchen for parties.

 

[nangiggles]

Fuck right off. I'm so fucking mad right now.

Are you pacing?

 

[Captain FT]

I can't breathe.

 

[caligirl85]

What ever happened to pdaddy anyways?

He's living the life!!

 

[WoodyO]

He's returning some video tapes.

 

[Lestat]

2 weeks

 

[nangiggles]

2150

 

[Captain FT]

Fucking Lestat omg good to see you bro.

 

[miplank]

Fuck everyone

 

[digimon7068]

He's living the life!!

he's drinkin' outta cups...

 

[nangiggles]

Fucking Lestat omg good to see you bro.

Omg suck his dick why don't you?

 

[Lestat]

Omg suck his dick why don't you?

you first!

 

[nangiggles]

pics?

 

[Lestat]

pics?

PM sent!

 

[nangiggles]

lies!

 

[Lestat]

they got some sort of cock shot filter on?

 

[nangiggles]

also lies

 

[Lestat]

I'll hook you up this weekend with something thick

 

[Captain FT]

Lestat is a good bro.

 

[Lestat]

Lestat is a good bro.

good bro material right there!!