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THE OFFICIAL "Dating Board Observations Thread"

WODIN

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Why are most of them hungry hefers or from the Ukraine? Oh yeah...It's an internet dating service. Plus Why can't you search by a series of catagories realted to what people want?

I'm trying to put together an orgy on there and it will take forever to find the ukrainian hefers that want group sex with llamas, whip cream, and are willing to wear the micheal jackson "glove".
 
WODIN said:
Why are most of them hungry hefers or from the Ukraine? Oh yeah...It's an internet dating service. Plus Why can't you search by a series of catagories realted to what people want?

I'm trying to put together an orgy on there and it will take forever to find the ukrainian hefers that want group sex with llamas, whip cream, and are willing to wear the micheal jackson "glove".


Who is "micheal jackson"? Michael Jackson's cousin? :p

(sorry I just had to say that sir. Don't kill me, please)
 
Re: Re: THE OFFICIAL "Dating Board Observations Thread"

BigBazooka said:



Who is "micheal jackson"? Michael Jackson's cousin? :p

(sorry I just had to say that sir. Don't kill me, please)

He-he...

I would never thing of killing someone who is stuck in Finland.
 
WODIN said:
Why are most of them hungry hefers or from the Ukraine? Oh yeah...It's an internet dating service. Plus Why can't you search by a series of catagories realted to what people want?



They are fat and they aren't anywhere near being virgins....the cherry's have popped in the pre pubecent year by the realatives...so their "Flan" has already fallen.
 
I wasn't going to even look at the site until I read everyone talking about all the fat chicks. Now I have to see it! Sounds like a real train wreck. :FRlol:
 
The ladies are lucky. I bet Goose has been getting tons of ass since being featured on the mainpage.

The females get great options like Goose and all Goose sees are fat ladies with names like "Sun(chips) Angel" and "TheTwixGoddess."
 
It pretty said when compared to other dating sites that were once decent and free. The one at excite.com is free and has a better select of women.
 
Insecurities on this board?!

I think the dating thing here is part of a bigger network, but it is cool. It actually works better than most I've seen. Why can't people just be who they are?

Okay - fine. There are some fat ladies on there, but do you guys remember what you looked like before you got into the gym. And...they're not all fat - there's some total babes in there too.

This thread is sad. These are some of the problems with our American egotism. Everyone has to be perfect, or they're not any good. I just don't get it.

I think Elite Fitness needs to be given a hand for the effort of getting people together. Who says you can't turn the page and look at the good looking people, anyway?

Grow up guys.
 
Re: Insecurities on this board?!

Krinder said:
These are some of the problems with our American egotism. Everyone has to be perfect, or they're not any good. I just don't get it.

Why waste time with imperfection?

-Warik
 
Well I just went to check it out and it said I had to register which I did. The questions though, some of em I have a problem with.

Location: Ontario(this is fine)
Housing Situation:(need a I live in a cardboard box with a 2nd mortgage on there category)
Hair:Bald or balding? Excuse me but there is a big fucking difference between bald and balding which I have been part of both clubs. I am bald by choice
Eyes: Green(this is ok but my eyes change color, they are actually blue/green(no lie) and different people see a different color, some say blue some say green
Build: Define heavily muscled to me. Some people think I am big and some dont. Just like some guys here who are 170 at 5'11 think they are huge and guys or are 280 think they are small.
Religion: Would it be that much trouble to have a satanic category
Income: How can I be honest if $1 billion a year is not on there
Signature: "I am just looking but if you want blow up my belt and gimme a holla)
Email: [email protected](its one of my mails that I have hardly used) I take that email seriously. My name on there is Seymour Butts

It does look like a good site though.
I joined a site last year when I went single at first and I dated 3 chicks off there. 2 were ok experiences one was terrible.

My only pet peeve with sites like that when I look at them are the attitudes in some of the ads.
2 examples are
1-40 year old spinsters putting all kinds of demands in their ads of what they want. Uhh ok nothing wrong with saying what you want but being too demanding is probably why you have never shacked up or been married or had a date in sonce the high school prom.

2- 700lbs chicks making the same types of demands or putting voluptuous in the ad. Nope your fat. Whe I was young my mom told me I was big boned. No I was fat get it. And dont put way too many demands in the ads, cause getting a response is your best blessing at this point.

By the way this can be applied to guys as well,

But all and all if you look at alot of those sites everyone can make fun of the way people look but do remember, what one person likes and another likes is 2 different things.

Most people in those ads if you read em (forget about the ones in other countries) are pretty sincere people who either have a hard time meeting someone due to time, bad luck, shyness or whatever. I know some people who have had success with these sites and laughed at them at first, but they were happy so there really is no difference where you meet people.
 
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