The next GOP laughing stock

[AAP]

= Alan Keyes


Who does this bozo think he is now announcing he is running for President? Pfffftttt!!! Ain't he got something to steal or rallies to crash or shouldn't he be getting his gay daughter cured by now?

How bad can one hate themselves to go through the beating he is about to get?

 

[gotmilk]

Is he worse than Fred Thompson or Guiliani?

 

[redsamurai]

last I saw him Borat was asking if the man who tried to stick rubber fist in his anoos the other night was gay..........to which Keyes incredibly responded, yeah that would be gay. I shit myself

 

[AAP]

Is he worse than Fred Thompson or Guiliani?

I can't wait for Keyes to say that Jesus wouldn't vote for Thompson or Rudy.

 

[gotmilk]

Here ya go AAP

http://www.peteykins.com/sparklepony/NaugaKeyes.jpg

 

[AAP]

Here ya go AAP

http://www.peteykins.com/sparklepony/NaugaKeyes.jpg

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA

I actually LOL'd out loud for really real there.

That is just how the general public views his religiously warped nut ass.

 

[binö]

AAP i was on the cusp of locating some primo AAP-gets-pwned threads when diggs shut me down harshly

 

[binö]

I admit this stung a bit
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/7633964-post7.html

 

[jnevin]

LOL @ digglett talking in pig latin.

 

[AAP]

I admit this stung a bit
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/7633964-post7.html

I didn't see that.

But thankfully he stepped in. Else you would still be here.

Emptyhanded.

 

[binö]

I didn't see that.

But thankfully he stepped in. Else you would still be here.

Emptyhanded.

the bestest AAP pwned thread was one i bumped two yrs ago.
the title was "Fonz I apologize" or something like that
i bumped it and it disappeared

 

[binö]

Damn AAP, you gotta lotta fonz ass kissing in your history
sup with that????

 

[jnevin]

lol

 

[AAP]

Bitch I ain't never apologized on here before.

And if I ever do, Fonz would be at the bottom of the list.

 

[binö]

Bitch I ain't never apologized on here before.

And if I ever do, Fonz would be at the bottom of the list.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/5258183-post1.html

 

[AAP]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/5258183-post1.html

WTF? that ain't no damn apology.

And memory recalling me correctly the thread was about his shitty ass explanation of how his camera was able to bend light and reflect off the mirror behind him, thus, giving him a third arm.

 

[jnevin]

I didn't realize saying "I forgive you" meant I'm sorry.

 

[AAP]

I didn't realize saying "I forgive you" meant I'm sorry.

Me either.

Bino desperate for something to claim I was pwned by. He probably been working on it all weekend.

 

[binö]

I didn't realize saying "I forgive you" meant I'm sorry.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/2342305-post1.html
like him or not, he was informative

 

[binö]

Me either.

Bino desperate for something to claim I was pwned by. He probably been working on it all weekend.

come on dude, a trove of info is seconds away.
i'll wait to pull out the big guns, i don't wanna upset senior diggs

 

[AAP]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/2342305-post1.html
like him or not, he was informative

I'm confused. You are suppose to be finding me being pwned and this is what you come with? Me giving compliments to someone else.

That's being pwned?

What start out as a silly obsession of yours is turning pathetic if this is all you can do.

 

[AAP]

come on dude, a trove of info is seconds away.
i'll wait to pull out the big guns, i don't wanna upset senior diggs

If you had it, you would have posted it already and not those other lame attempts.

I really don't see anyone on here holding their breath waiting for you to produce the goods.

 

[binö]

I'm confused. You are suppose to be finding me being pwned and this is what you come with? Me giving compliments to someone else.

That's being pwned?

What start out as a silly obsession of yours is turning pathetic if this is all you can do.

chill out fruitcake i'm just fucking around
soo sensitive, yes yes

 

[AAP]

I'm beginning to worry about you.

 

[jnevin]

I know where some of those guys are.

 

[AAP]

That stupid ass Keyes linked U.S. abortions to Iraqi terrorists and the War on Terrorism in the debate last night.

"Only by winning the war on terror will we reduce the number of innocent murders committed through abortion here in the United States."

 

[jnevin]

He and army_spud are cut from the same cloth.

 

[AAP]

He and army_spud are cut from the same cloth.

Cheese cloth? And looking for some whine?

 

[Longhorn85]

AK is cool. He definitely adds some flavor to the campaign season. I can´t wait until his first debate.

 

[AAP]

AK is cool. He definitely adds some flavor to the campaign season. I can´t wait until his first debate.

It was yesterday and he did piss poorly.

 

[Longhorn85]

I´m sorry I missed it. I´ll bet it made good theater at least. He must be rusty. Give him time. It´s early.

 

[AAP]

I´m sorry I missed it. I´ll bet it made good theater at least. He must be rusty. Give him time. It´s early.

No, he linked terrorism to abortion here in the U.S. that was pretty much a stretch.

I am still waiting for his next "Jesus wouldn't vote for Obama" moment.

 

[Longhorn85]

No, he linked terrorism to abortion here in the U.S. that was pretty much a stretch.

To liberals like you, I suppose so. The murder of innocents is the murder of innocents.

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

Go Ron Paul! Another Gazigamillionaire. Just what we need. More pissed on. I meant trickle down.

 

[redsamurai]

To liberals like you, I suppose so. The murder of innocents is the murder of innocents.

feeble.............only word I can think of right now............totally feeble.

 

[AAP]

To liberals like you, I suppose so. The murder of innocents is the murder of innocents.

Last time I checked, abortion was legal. Terrorism wasn't.

Another example of why religious conservatism is being abandoned by it's own party.

 

[Longhorn85]

So we agree that abortion is the murder of innocents. As long as we understand each other.

 

[AAP]

So we agree that abortion is the murder of innocents. As long as we understand each other.

Abortion is a choice. As a male, we have no choice in the matter. For better or worse (depending on one's view and one's situation) that is just how it is.

Winning the war in Iraq (which will never happen) will do absolutely nothing to lower the rate of abortions in our countries.

It begats the age old question, is it better to give life in cases where that life is to be spent unwanted, unloved, shuttled through orphanages and foster care, into a severly disfigured adulthood? Is it a blessing or curse to give life that will only incur the entire lifespan of existence a case of bad circumstances and misfortune of one? Perhaps in some cases it can be justified.

Different circumstances leads to different outlooks from my end.

 

[Longhorn85]

Interesting, but Keyes' comparison was a valid one.

 

[AAP]

Interesting, but Keyes' comparison was a valid one.

No, it's not.

Osama and Al Queadayeayeyaaa does not have one iota of influence on the abortion rate in the U.S.

Keyes was just (failingly) attempting to link both together in an effort to generate a buzz topic for his platform.

This is what makes him a laughing stock of educated America. Much like the insipid doings of Al Sharpton.

 

[Whiskey]

I must admit, this thread is a mix of Fox news and springer...

anyrate, what the hell is Keyes thinking!?! Either he had a brain fart during a statement he wanted to make and got it mixed up, or he's just desperate to win over the bible thumpers who don't know any better

Whiskey