The NEW rules.

[jerseyart]

Damn Velvett, I'd like to lie you down on a couch one day and examine you.


But I'd also like to figure out what makes you tick


Seriously though, aside from the value/chase (ehh overstated) thats some deranged stuff you two agree on.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Well yes, conceptually he's right but for real life practical use it's a flawed way of living for long periods of time.

Never spend alot of money on a girl.
Never compliment a girl
Women themselves are nothing individually
They(women) are animals fundamentally interested in money and sex.
Women need men
They(women) have no interest in higher truth, philosophy, science

I would have to say I disagree with him on these points, but I don't have the field experience to argue them.

 

[velvett]

I would have to say I disagree with him on these points, but I don't have the field experience to argue them.

It's phase, we all go through this phase.
Perception doesn't make for reality.

 

[The Shadow]

I think Vel was agreeing on the overall picture:

become the best you possible

dont let anyone attempt to control you

have fun


..those things arent phases

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I dunno, I watch this stuff from the side lines and try to make sense of it.

 

[velvett]

I think Vel was agreeing on the overall picture:

become the best you possible

dont let anyone attempt to control you

have fun


..those things arent phases

Bingo.

You have to get through the ugliness of the angry phase to get through to the good stuff.

 

[The Shadow]

Bingo.

You have to get through the ugliness of the angry phase to get through to the good stuff.

Great point....



Bottom line - if you arent happy with yourself, you cant possibly be happy with another person.....you can fake it for a while...but reality will hit

 

[AristotleBC]

For all -
*Minimum of 6 dates or 6 weeks before sleeping with your new friend
*4 dates or four weeks before a sleepover/cuddling
*Whining is never acceptable - but disclosure is - disclosure should be handled on date #1
*Don't ask someone out/accept an invitation if you're not ready/available (emotionally or otherwise) for a relationship

For the boys -
*2 days between calls is too long if you're sleeping with or even macking on a regular basis
*Don't make her ask to see you - if you're calling her, you're interested, have the balls to take the leap and risk rejection - and know that she feels far more vulnerable than you do
*Always call the day after the first any intimate encounter
*Bringing dinner over and staying in does not constitute a date (unless candles, flowers and entertainment are also supplied)
*You should know the eye color of your "friend" without looking by the end of the first date
*Chivalry is not dead - men should put thought into dates. Arrive with plans (none of this "what do you want to do" stuff), open her door, have a gift in hand (a single flower of any variety other than a carnation is a fine choice), pick up the tab.


** rules by MAIGH

the hell with that list of demands

 

[velvett]

the hell with that list of demands

HAHHAHHA
Now you know how the other side feels.


And since you missed it, let me quote myself.

Ya'll know these RULES are for laughs right?
Right?

If anyone missed it - I didn't write these (the author is on the first post) but I sure thought they were funny as shit.




I love how people react to this sort thing.

 

[Dirk Howat]

I think your me - but male.
And that's kinda weirding me out.

What you are saying (inversally, I suppose), is that:

You want to maximize your physical, spiritual, and montetary potential in actualuality and have as much free, fun and excellent sex with the hottest of the opposite sex.

I concur.


When do we start with the 4 way (MFFF)?

 

[ChefWide]

LOL or just a man in general

Feh.

 

[velvett]

What you are saying (inversally, I suppose), is that:

You want to maximize your physical, spiritual, and montetary potential in actualuality and have as much free, fun and excellent sex with the hottest of the opposite sex.

I concur.


When do we start with the 4 way (MFFF)?

HAHHAHAHAH



You kill me.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

What you are saying (inversally, I suppose), is that:

You want to maximize your physical, spiritual, and montetary potential in actualuality and have as much free, fun and excellent sex with the hottest of the opposite sex.

I concur.


When do we start with the 4 way (MFFF)?

Spell check, Homey

 

[ChefWide]

if you arent happy with yourself, you cant possibly be happy with another person.....you can fake it for a while...but reality will hit

... for years...


Waking up from that was like breaking the surly bonds of earth and licking the face of god...