The Most Retarded Posts I've Ever Read On EF...

[Huckster]

Yep,for me it was the kid who pumped a cc of test into his star-button.

 

[cityhick]

I hate seeing the " I want to put on 40lbs of fat free muscle in 4 weeks without injecting"

Originally Posted by Behemoth
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/s...=bull+testicles

Thats fuckin halarious.

I remeber hearing about a guy that thought one 10ml vial was 250mgs of test E. So he injected the whole thing. Also I hate when people make threads that should be a PM. Such as, HEY ****** check your emaiL!

 

[lifthard2005]

or, "will Cell Tech help my gains in my cycle"

 

[heavyweightchamp]

or, "will Cell Tech help my gains in my cycle"

Lol. Right it was the xyience that he was taking that really made the difference, I heard that from an Professional MMA guy telling some young kids parents. blah. blah. blah.

Couldnt have been the test, growth and var he was pounding!

 

[T-Matt]

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That is arguably THE FUNNIEST THING I have EVERheard!.

T-Matt

 

[64Pilot]

How many scoops of HGH do I take, as there wasnt a measuring scoop included in the bucket

 

[BigCracker]

How many scoops of HGH do I take, as there wasnt a measuring scoop included in the bucket

Yeah, everybody knows that when the product is shipped the scoop finds it's way to the bottom of a container, often requiring a butter knife or tongs to fish it out. BTW-how many IU's of GH are in one heaping scoop???

 

[botrx]

My favorite from another board:

Question: What do I take to get those rope like veins?
Reply: Mastabol
Follow up Question: Mastabol. OK. Great. How much do I take?

 

[krishna]

Anybody remember the old-timer who thought that each 10ml vial of test e was one dose? He shot like 5 grams his first week before me and some other guys figured out what he was doing. He went to the doc and told us everything was cool, but haven't seen him around since.

 

[BigCracker]

Anybody remember the old-timer who thought that each 10ml vial of test e was one dose? He shot like 5 grams his first week before me and some other guys figured out what he was doing. He went to the doc and told us everything was cool, but haven't seen him around since.

He must've been jerking off 3x an hour on that dose. Probably added 2 inches to his forearm too. lol