The Most Retarded Posts I've Ever Read On EF...

[swaglantern]

They don't call this "elite" fitness for nuthin huh!?

 

[swaglantern]

I'm new here, so I'm giving respect - but while I don't know the context of the "I don't want to get big" question......it seems pretty legit. As an endurance athlete I know that a lot of us are using steroids because it helps the body recover from hard efforts....has been shown to increase red blood cell production, and also maintains lean muscle. So maybe you didn't know this....but it does have other applications than just body building. Then again myabe I'm missing the point - if so...my apologies.

 

[heavy_duty]

As true as that may be this IS a body-building forum.
Don't they have a forum for skinny runners and scrawny triathletes who want to use gear?

I'm new here, so I'm giving respect - but while I don't know the context of the "I don't want to get big" question......it seems pretty legit. As an endurance athlete I know that a lot of us are using steroids because it helps the body recover from hard efforts....has been shown to increase red blood cell production, and also maintains lean muscle. So maybe you didn't know this....but it does have other applications than just body building. Then again myabe I'm missing the point - if so...my apologies.

 

[heavyweightchamp]

I'm new here, so I'm giving respect - but while I don't know the context of the "I don't want to get big" question......it seems pretty legit. As an endurance athlete I know that a lot of us are using steroids because it helps the body recover from hard efforts....has been shown to increase red blood cell production, and also maintains lean muscle. So maybe you didn't know this....but it does have other applications than just body building. Then again myabe I'm missing the point - if so...my apologies.

Dude maybe in that case only, you couldnt get too bulky or tight. But were talking about a skinny 20 year old that weighs 175 and is 6'2'' and thinks all it takes is a good cycle and he magically gets enormous.

 

[swaglantern]

Point taken....so how does this tie into the "i don't want to get bulky" again?

Dude maybe in that case only, you couldnt get too bulky or tight. But were talking about a skinny 20 year old that weighs 175 and is 6'2'' and thinks all it takes is a good cycle and he magically gets enormous.

 

[swaglantern]

As true as that may be this IS a body-building forum.
Don't they have a forum for skinny runners and scrawny triathletes who want to use gear?

True....true. But the website is titled "elitefitness" so a lot of people like me stumble onto it. You guys should enjoy it though. You seem to have a lot of good information. I've learned a lot that I can apply to my own fitness regimine. I'm not skinny - nor do I run. And some endurance sports still require extreme muscular put out. Every forum will have people that don't read the stickies, and post useless stuff.....it's good that you can poke fun though...it's good to have a sense of humor.

I'm still laughing about the guy shooting up his arse.......psyhcopaths are definitely funny.

 

[heavy_duty]

my least faves are "I'm 17 year old footballer been lifting for 6 months, please build my cycle" or any 17-21 year old looking for gear

 

[Behemoth]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=41015&highlight=closing+vial

 

[Behemoth]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=55561&highlight=bull+testicles

 

[heavyweightchamp]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=55561&highlight=bull+testicles

OMFG!