The Loving Husband

[feisty11975]

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While
they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife
home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three
days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

 

[heatherrae]

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While
they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife
home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three
days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

hehehehehe!

 

[Sub-Zero]

women have an awful sense of humor

 

[heatherrae]

women have an awful sense of humor

which is verified by the fact that someday, somewhere a woman will sleep with you.

 

[Gambino]

blashphemy

 

[Sub-Zero]

which is verified by the fact that someday, somewhere a woman will sleep with you.

u know nothing, little one

 

[Smurfy]

Oh i thought this was a thread about Lumberg.