I've got a load of laundry in too, takes forever, I have a front loader.
Here's one of those funny statements you'll only hear coming from a pagan: I need to do towels because my husband is going to a sweat lodge ritual tomorrow
The last time I heard one of those comments was at the Spring Celebration last month, I overheard one woman saying to another "I need to find my mom, I have to give her back her sword."
I should start collecting them, pagan non sequiturs, could make a funny book.