I hate Bob Sagat... he isn't even fucking funny. How did he get to host America's Funniest Home Videos for all of those years? The only thing he ever said that made me laugh... ever... was in Half Baked when he said "I've sucked dick for cocain".
I hate people who use other people, and take advantage of them for their own financial gain. This includes most people in upper management at every corporation.
I hate when I ask for light cream chesse! and I get extra.. I want to take the girl hit her with a shovel and throw her in my fucking trunk and have her body occupy a hole!
your preternatural annoyance level has my hand quivering to bring down with furious vengence the mighty red sautoir of chefly karma. SOMEONE-ANYONE: STOP ME PLEASE!