The heat is making my A/C it's bitch

[PICK3]

Soon my A/C will have to do the heat's dirty socks.

The heat will be trading my A/C around to other temperature descriptors for a pack of cigs.

 

[PICK3]

My A/C will be so punked by the heat it will seek AAP's advise for str8 lessons.

 

[Jon79]

lol

 

[Stefka]

Raining and 85 here.
I only miss the south a little.

 

[Jon79]

Raining and 85 here.
I only miss the south a little.

...

 

[PICK3]

My A/C will soon be trolling on curiousmales.com

 

[PICK3]

My A/C feels an urge to go out and get it's own PT Cruiser

 

[PICK3]

My A/C automatically flips the tube on the Lifetime Channel.

 

[PICK3]

My A/C just ordered it's own season tickets to "Hairspray" the musical.

 

[Stefka]

Your ac asked you if the window it was sitting in made it look fat.