The guy in the cube next to me is clearing his throat every 15 seconds

[strangebrew]

take a big steaming poop in your underwear, then toss it into his cubicle

 

[Seashell]

Toss a cough candy over the top of the cubicle wall. Maybe he'll get the hint.

 

[supersizeme]

I need suggestions on what to do to get him to shut up. It's driving me nuts.

 

[tuc biscuit]

Buy a frog

 

[Seashell]

Cubicles are the source of all evil... never have I hated my colleagues more...

 

[supersizeme]

He doesn't go home for another 2 hours and 15 minutes just to give you an idea of how dire this situation is.

 

[tuc biscuit]

Every time he does it clear yours, but louder, asif you are being strangled by your frog

 

[decem]

there's a dude in the NEXT ROOM here that does that shit.. but he does it like every 15-30 minutes of every single day.. he's this huge fat dude that smokes.. so he gets this smoker's cough going then it turns in the throat clearing thing.. makes me gag

 

[Ganryu]

Tell him you noticed that his throat sounded hoarse and you made him some tea. Hand him a coffee cup full of warm piss.

 

[bignate73]

punch him in the neck.