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to piss me off today is going to die.

make no mistake about it.

if someone even looks at me funny i will rip their head off and shove it up their ass.

tear them limb from limb.

reach through their chest and pull out their still beating heart and eat it.

the time has come to start the killings.








Day 1 of no smoking - this is the day when people die. stay out of my way :)
 
hmmm?

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ahhhhhhh

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lmao.....hehe....some of the dudes I used to work with would always try to quit....i'd be leaving cigarettes on their desk and sending them emails like this all day....hehe.

usually i would break them by the end of the day......:D
 
shit I've been on again off again with cigarettes since I was 16. so I know your pain. your appetite will increase as well as your gains so that should be a positive. all it takes is stubborness. and you have to take the attitude that if you have just one smoke, you're back to smoking again full time. you have to treat it like an alcoholic treats booze. good luck.
 
jerkbox said:
lmao.....hehe....some of the dudes I used to work with would always try to quit....i'd be leaving cigarettes on their desk and sending them emails like this all day....hehe.

usually i would break them by the end of the day......:D
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Death is too good for you. I'm thinking of something involving paper cuts... lots of them. And lemon juice.

I also happen to think that one random cigarette out of about every 60,000 should have a pellet of potassium cyanide embedded in it. Puff puff *THUD* No more little oxygen tanks on a strap, no more radiation, no more surgery, no more chemo... just *THUD.* Death by slow torture should be reserved for the truly deserving, and the rest of us should be allowed to have a boring plain vanilla kind of death.
 
digger said:
Death is too good for you. I'm thinking of something involving paper cuts... lots of them. And lemon juice.

I also happen to think that one random cigarette out of about every 60,000 should have a pellet of potassium cyanide embedded in it. Puff puff *THUD* No more little oxygen tanks on a strap, no more radiation, no more surgery, no more chemo... just *THUD.* Death by slow torture should be reserved for the truly deserving, and the rest of us should be allowed to have a boring plain vanilla kind of death.
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well....they were assholes and deserved it....and, they woulda started back up again anyway...... :)
 
jerkbox said:
well....they were assholes and deserved it...
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My sister-in-law's mother-in-law (how's that for detail?) managed to die on a Christmas Eve. How nice for the survivors, huh? Makes it easy to remember.

She died screaming for Jesus to end her pain.

And I love to tell that story, because -- this is fucking hilarious -- she was Jewish. Hardy-fucking-har, man! And yeah, she was an asshole. Now let's go tell her son and her daughters she deserved it.

crak, whenever I see someone drop a butt and give it a little girly stomp, I walk right over there and GRIND the thing right through the pavement. I wish it were the face of a tobacco company lobbyist.
 
digger said:
My sister-in-law's mother-in-law (how's that for detail?) managed to die on a Christmas Eve. How nice for the survivors, huh? Makes it easy to remember.

She died screaming for Jesus to end her pain.

And I love to tell that story, because -- this is fucking hilarious -- she was Jewish. Hardy-fucking-har, man! And yeah, she was an asshole. Now let's go tell her son and her daughters she deserved it.
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dude, how about lightening up. do you take everying you read personally?
 
Smoking is just ONE of the hundreds of self destructive things we weak humans
do to ourselves.
I am very glad that I never started smoking.

No one DESERVES the results of these actions, we just need some understanding and
maybe some compasion to help stop doing them...

And we don't need someone judging us if we choose not to stop..
 
report from school - 6 dead as we speak. their offense? they looked at me funny. one even spoke to me. his last words were "excuse me, but that's my friend's head you just punted across the parking lot."

heading to the gym. more will die there.
 
digger said:
She died screaming for Jesus to end her pain.

And I love to tell that story, because -- this is fucking hilarious -- she was Jewish. Hardy-fucking-har, man! .
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WTF? :rolleyes:
 
I use to smoke and the worst was right after a meal. Wanted a cig sooooo bad.
 
The Nature Boy said:
dude, how about lightening up. do you take everying you read personally?
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Yeah! Don't you?
 
all i can see is the thumbnails.

you'll get a second chance if you figure out how to post them fullsize. otherwise, you'll be with jerkbox and from zero.

reminds me, i got a good pic for jerkbox, i'll have to post it later.
 
IhateOsama said:
crak600 how is your girlfriend and your mom doing with their vaginas laced with my spit swapping semen?
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normally i'd be offended, but not by someone with a diaper on their head.
 
ihateosama - shouldn't you be doing a suicide bombing right about now? oh wait, that's right, not enough balls to actually participate. retard.
 
crak600 said:
ihateosama - shouldn't you be doing a suicide bombing right about now? oh wait, that's right, not enough balls to actually participate. retard.
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crak600 said:
to piss me off today is going to die.

make no mistake about it.

if someone even looks at me funny i will rip their head off and shove it up their ass.

tear them limb from limb.

reach through their chest and pull out their still beating heart and eat it.

the time has come to start the killings.

Your words not mine. I was trying to commit suicide but I did not know you were a girlie man and would puss out on me.

Oh well I guess I will just smoke three packs of cigerettes today.
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you're about 8th in line so far today. step right up.

or you could wait til tomorrow and be first in line. then you can feel special.
 
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