the fire dept is in my house looking for a ghost

[AAP]

a ghost that apparently likes to grill out and carries around lighte fluid.

no shit. i smelled something burning a couple horus ago and couldn't find it. but it was only in one very very small 3x3 spot. thne you dont smell it anymore, until you go in another room and there it is again. you smell it in one particular area and then in a few minutes it is gone completely

so here I sit waiting fo them to make their sweep of the house and attic

 

[mountain muscle]

I hope they don't find your stash of stolen shoes bro.

 

[bw1]

or stolen wallets

 

[needtogetaas]

all I was doing was trying to cook you some food...

 

[jh1]

a ghost that apparently likes to grill out and carries around lighte fluid.

no shit. i smelled something burning a couple horus ago and couldn't find it. but it was only in one very very small 3x3 spot. thne you dont smell it anymore, until you go in another room and there it is again. you smell it in one particular area and then in a few minutes it is gone completely

so here I sit waiting fo them to make their sweep of the house and attic

You eat BBQ for lunch?

 

[Raptorex]

When you meet him; say "how do you boo" and offer him a glass of evaporated milk, then when he is leaving tell him his car is fright around the corner.

 

[blueta2]

are the firemen hot?

 

[SpyWizard]

flatulence, never heard it called smoke before..

 

[AAP]

are the firemen hot?

One ain't all that bad. He has this little tv thingy flashlight thingy that he carries around to detect heat and he has been pointint it at my crotch twice.

 

[blueta2]

One ain't all that bad. He has this little tv thingy flashlight thingy that he carries around to detect heat and he has been pointint it at my crotch twice.

I guess all he needs is a LITTLE light to see that ;-)

 

[bw1]

One ain't all that bad. He has this little tv thingy flashlight thingy that he carries around to detect heat and he has been pointint it at my crotch twice.

Steal his watch bro

 

[Raptorex]

is this an attention whore thread? if so...IM IN!

 

[AAP]

for real it don't smell like smoke, just lighter fluid and charcoal

 

[Raptorex]

dried cum stains? is it humid out?

 

[AAP]

they didn't find shit. they smell it too but can't locate it. fuck. they still looking

 

[AAP]

Ok, after 3 hours they finally found it.

It was bad wiring that the dumb contractor I used years ago had done. It was already smoking and glowing.

My home could have burned to the ground in an hour otherwise.

If I had gone out like I normally do on Friday nights I would come back to find everything gone.

Let this be a lesson to the rest of you. Take your shit inspected often.

 

[bw1]

Ok, after 3 hours they finally found it.

It was bad wiring that the dumb contractor I used years ago had done. It was already smoking and glowing.

My home could have burned to the ground in an hour otherwise.

If I had gone out like I normally do on Friday nights I would come back to find everything gone.

Let this be a lesson to the rest of you. Take your shit inspected often.

Holy Shit!

 

[jh1]

firemen in a flamers house looking for fire...

holy fucking jokes abound....

 

[Raptorex]

wow; glad they found it - do you now have to rewire the entire place? good luck

Ok, after 3 hours they finally found it.

It was bad wiring that the dumb contractor I used years ago had done. It was already smoking and glowing.

My home could have burned to the ground in an hour otherwise.

If I had gone out like I normally do on Friday nights I would come back to find everything gone.

Let this be a lesson to the rest of you. Take your shit inspected often.

 

[chewyxrage]

Ok, after 3 hours they finally found it.

It was bad wiring that the dumb contractor I used years ago had done. It was already smoking and glowing.

My home could have burned to the ground in an hour otherwise.

If I had gone out like I normally do on Friday nights I would come back to find everything gone.

Let this be a lesson to the rest of you. Take your shit inspected often.

wtf...crazy

do they charge you for this type of stuff? you know, like if you call an ambulance they'll send you a bill....

 

[jnevin]

3x3 circular spot?

 

[crazyjoe]

Ok, after 3 hours they finally found it.

It was bad wiring that the dumb contractor I used years ago had done. It was already smoking and glowing.

My home could have burned to the ground in an hour otherwise.

If I had gone out like I normally do on Friday nights I would come back to find everything gone.

Let this be a lesson to the rest of you. Take your shit inspected often.

 

[Raptorex]

so it wasn't the dried cumshots?