The entire interior of my house is almost finished being painted

[Smurfy]

Gosh this kind of thing is so much easier when someone else is doing it. I was away all week on business and just got in this evening to 2 full levels being painted and only one level left to go. Then to re-carpet the entire place so I can get this bad boy on the market. i cant wait.
except that its going to look the way i wanted it to look the whole time I lived here lol so its like Im doing to work for someone else to enjoy. that part's hard.

 

[blueta2]

are you high from the fumes? Can I feel you up and get away with it?

 

[Smurfy]

are you high from the fumes? Can I feel you up and get away with it?

probably not. my husband tried earlier and i karate chopped him in the esophagus.

 

[chris302001]

are you high from the fumes? Can I feel you up and get away with it?

I will distract her, you get the boobies!

 

[blueta2]

probably not. my husband tried earlier and i karate chopped him in the esophagus.

yeah but you're sick of him. I'm fresh meat and you want me

 

[Smurfy]

yeah but you're sick of him. I'm fresh meat and you want me

do you clean up after yourself? this is the kind of thing that turns me on right now. are you able to keep track of your belongings i.e. cell phones, car keys?

 

[blueta2]

do you clean up after yourself? this is the kind of thing that turns me on right now. are you able to keep track of your belongings i.e. cell phones, car keys?

I'm OCD about cleaning and keeping things in order

 

[Smurfy]

I'm OCD about cleaning and keeping things in order

my panties are getting wet



keep going....

 

[blueta2]

my panties are getting wet



keep going....

I also cook, wash and wax my car. I painted my whole house by myself and fix shit.
I love doing groceries
And I DO NOT leave skid marks in my underwear.

 

[Smurfy]

I also cook, wash and wax my car. I painted my whole house by myself and fix shit.
I love doing groceries
And I DO NOT leave skid marks in my underwear.

ok, whoa, slow down there fella. Im being overstimulated over here. ok if you get groceries, cook and fix stuff when it breaks, then I'll just go to work and make us the $$. but you also have to not talk my ear off when i get in from work and let me unwind on the internets for hours at a time. i require that