The Cursing Thread-- Do not read if offended by coarse language

[biteme]

Fuck, goddamn, son-of-a-bitch, mother fucker, shit , cocksucking, asslicking, fuckface. That's the kind of day I've had. Now I feel a lot better. That's what I love about this site. I can cuss up a fucking storm and noone is going to edit it.

 

[biteme]

I can't find a postdated $1000 dollar check that my sister left me. If someone stole it and I find out who, They're going to know what pain is.

 

[louden_swain]

fucking cocksucker piece of mutherfucking shit!!!

 

[KillahBee]

fuck you

 

[velvett]

I can't find a postdated $1000 dollar check that my sister left me. If someone stole it and I find out who, They're going to know what pain is.

Did you call your sister and have it canceled?

 

[strangebrew]

I have extremely smelly gas right now.

 

[jenscats5]

You motherfuckers need to watch your fuckin language.

 

[PolishHammer1977]

I am about to do squats and I am gonna scream my fucking head off.

I don't give a shit who doesn't like it.

 

[revexrevex]

I have a story

Two cars are driving down the road, side by side.

People in the first car start cursing at each other, and people in car B heard it. Car B stops at the traffic light, an older man comes out and screams at car B "Stop fucking cursing, there are mother fucking children in my car"

 

[Liftbig]

next time your in the gym, start doing some exercise then yell shit really loud and grab your hamstring. no one will get mad at you for yelling shit, becuase they think youre hurt. and you can feel happy becuase you beat the system.

 

[out_at_sea]

Fuck, goddamn, son-of-a-bitch, mother fucker, shit , cocksucking, asslicking, fuckface. That's the kind of day I've had. Now I feel a lot better. That's what I love about this site. I can cuss up a fucking storm and noone is going to edit it.

At least I gave you some karma....

 

[ZKaudio]

earmuffs

 

[Devastation]

tuna taco

 

[ajtomasi]

lick my balls you fucking cock suckers

lick 'em good you pieces of shit

 

[cheddar cheese]

tuna taco

tuna in a taco....thats not a bad idea.


fag humping butt licking cock faced fucktarded fag in a box.

 

[out_at_sea]

What woudl you do to my girl ...in my avatar?Talk dirty to her you horny bastards..

 

[biteme]

What woudl you do to my girl ...in my avatar?Talk dirty to her you horny bastards..

First, pick her up by the thighs and set her on my face. Dine for about an hour or so, then fuck her till the cows come home.

 

[biteme]

Did you call your sister and have it canceled?

SHe's in Africa somewhere taking pictures of Baboons masturbating. I'm not kidding, she brought a picture back last time of a baboon jacking off. I'm going to post it one day, whenever I get a camera or scanner. Hilarious. I e-mailed her and told her to cancel it.

 

[Liftbig]

i count 22 fucks in that post. surely someone can do better?

 

[Paulo]

You guys are soooo fucking immature. I mean, like, fuck, for sure. Creating a brand-fucking-new thread just for the sole fucking purpose that you can fucking say fuck. What the fuck is the fucking point of this fucking thread anyways? Fuck if I know. Shit. Now answer my fucking question goddammit. If you think I'm just going to sit here on my ass and take this fucking shit, you're fucking dickin' yourselves. Fuckin' throwing around cuss words cause you think it makes you sound so fucking cool. Son of a bitch! Grow the fuck up you fucking ass-licking salad tossing riding your bike with the seat removed fucking bitch-ass hoe slinging earhole pimping shemales!

"Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck" [Cartman]

Thank you for your support

Paulo

 

[biteme]

You guys are soooo fucking immature. I mean, like, fuck, for sure. Creating a brand-fucking-new thread just for the sole fucking purpose that you can fucking say fuck. What the fuck is the fucking point of this fucking thread anyways? Fuck if I know. Shit. Now answer my fucking question goddammit. If you think I'm just going to sit here on my ass and take this fucking shit, you're fucking dickin' yourselves. Fuckin' throwing around cuss words cause you think it makes you sound so fucking cool. Son of a bitch! Grow the fuck up you fucking ass-licking salad tossing riding your bike with the seat removed fucking bitch-ass hoe slinging earhole pimping shemales!

"Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck" [Cartman]

Thank you for your support

Paulo

Best post ever.

 

[Paulo]

Thanks,

I'll be here all night... don't forget to tip your cocktail waitress.

 

[spongebob]

dirty diaper!

 

[Taps]

Fuck:

fucking shcool
my fucking boss
game playing fucking bitches
the fucking weather
my fucking landlord
mosquitos
lack of sleep

 

[biteme]

Fuck:

fucking shcool
my fucking boss
game playing fucking bitches
the fucking weather
my fucking landlord
mosquitos
lack of sleep

Your life sounds like mine.

 

[gonelifting]

look at the bright side.

 

[tuc biscuit]

Breasts, bristols, boobs, buggers, sows, cows, swinew, hogs, bogeys, turds, tards, black pudding, white bread and whitbread bitter.

 

[white boy]

next time your in the gym, start doing some exercise then yell shit really loud and grab your hamstring. no one will get mad at you for yelling shit, becuase they think youre hurt. and you can feel happy becuase you beat the system.

I'm on it, I let all you fuck heads know how it goes

 

[slickdadd]

I have extremely smelly gas right now.

That wouldn't be as funny of a post if you didn't have the avatar that you do. I encourage you fellow elite readers to scroll up and see the original post with the afore mentioned avatar. It's a ripper.

 

[Dougly]

Masturbating baboon sumbitches

 

[spin721]

What the fuck is everyone's problem? I fucking get on this board to get some good fucking information and holy fucking shit! I have to wade through this fucking bullshit to fucking see what the fuck everyone is fucking talking about! What the fuck! I can not fucking believe that this kind of bullshit is fucking allowed! This is a fucking family oriented board damn it! You fucks need to remember that fucking shit before posting all this fucking nonsense. I do know what the fuck side of the bed you assholes woke up on, but I fucking suggest that you go back to fucking bed and try that shit again. I never have been so fucking offended in my whole motherfucking life. I may fucking file a complaint with the FCC for this fucking crap. You fucks ruined my day! Bunch of motherfuckers! You need to get a fucking vocabulary! Fuck this shit damn it! Have a nice fucking day!

 

[crimson coal]

Fuck you ya fucked up fuckin fucker!!

 

[expletive]

I have sampled every language, French is my favourite - fantastic language, especially to curse with. Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère! [Trans: Name of God of whore of brothel of shit of filth of jerk of fucking your mother up the ass.] You see, it's like wiping your arse with silk, I love it.--
Merovingian

 

[cutiegirl]

First, pick her up by the thighs and set her on my face. Dine for about an hour or so, then fuck her till the cows come home.

Good man