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The Butt Quiz!!!!!

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14 out of 16!!!! NO HELP!!! I LOVE ASSES.. but only if a pecker is not attached to the other side.
 
17 out of 16. I must be an Ass Expert.

Would ya have thought that?
 
You think I am joking... but I assure you that I am not.

I have brought (in the past. I am a Christian now) many guys home with me and after inspecting their ass, rejected them.

Just because I have the homo gene that makes me fabulous, I still have high standards you know.

Hairy asses, worn out asses, diapers, unclean asses, dingleberries are not only grounds for disqualifications, they are legitimate ass beating reasons as well.
 
Anal AssPlorer said:


Hairy asses, worn out asses, diapers, unclean asses, dingleberries are not only grounds for disqualifications, they are legitimate ass beating reasons as well.

:eyes:
Wait.....the mental image of that is coming to me.........here it comes....:sick:
 
HumorMe said:


:eyes:
Wait.....the mental image of that is coming to me.........here it comes....:sick:

Look you think I am playing... but I am not. I ain't no bottom. I fuck guys. Make no mistake about it. Before I bring them home, I tell them.. "look don't waste my time. if you ain't a bottom, you better be a damn good dick sucker."

And I get back here and actually let them have some my liquor or beer or wine and they present me with something below standards?????

Hey, I ain't picky. All I need is a clean hairless hole and for them to keep the noise down. This ain't Star Search, I don't have no need for all that vocal shit. And if you got an ass you wouldn't show yo momma, don't show me.
 
Sorry for laughing but the way you describe this is just too funny to a straight guy! The mental images I get are just hilarious. I have always thought you were funny! Again, sorry for laughing.:)
 
HumorMe said:
Sorry for laughing but the way you describe this is just too funny to a straight guy! The mental images I get are just hilarious. I have always thought you were funny! Again, sorry for laughing.:)

Yeah... you just thinks it be funny. If you think mental images are funny, just wait until you get one in reality. Just wait until someone drop them drawers for you and you see skid marks on their undies.

I am always like.."muthafucka this ain't no Goodwill fuck."
 
7/16

Look like Brittany has the best ass shot on there.



Now give some male calves ......


:D

hummnia hummnia
 
7/16

monica lweinsky aint so bad either :)
 
6/16 Well whattaya expect i could have gotten everyone of those tails right if i could have seen a little more faces!! RADAR
 
velvett said:
7/16

Look like Brittany has the best ass shot on there.



Now give some male calves ......


:D

hummnia hummnia

NOW give me some ASS PICS OF YOU!! WE want velvett ass pics!!! We want more boobie pics too. :D
 
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