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The boy who cried racist

binö

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There once was a city boy who was bored as he sat on the hillside watching the village people. To amuse himself he took a great breath and sang out, "Racist, Racist, the white man is raping the people!"

The villagers came running up the hill to help the boy drive the racist away. But when they arrived at the top of the hill, they found no racist. The boy laughed at the sight of their angry faces.

"Don't cry 'racist', city boy," said the villagers, "when there's no racist!" They went grumbling back down the hill.

Later, the boy sang out again, "Racist! Racist! The racist is hanging nooses!" To his naughty delight, he watched the villagers run up the hill to help him drive the white man away.

When the villagers saw no racist they sternly said, "Save your frightened song for when there is really something wrong! Don't cry 'racist' when there is NO racist!"

But the boy just grinned and watched them go grumbling down the hill once more.

Later, he saw a REAL racist prowling about his people. Alarmed, he leaped to his feet and sang out as loudly as he could, "Racist! Racist!"

But the villagers thought he was trying to fool them again, and so they didn't come.

At sunset, everyone wondered why the city boy hadn't returned to the village with their people. They went up the hill to find the boy. They found him weeping.

"There really was a racist here! The people have been smashed, humiliated! I cried out, "Racist!" Why didn't you come?"

An old man tried to comfort the boy as they walked back to the village.

"We'll help you look for the lost people in the morning," he said, putting his arm around the youth, "Nobody believes a liar...even when he is telling the truth!"
 
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You forgot the ending:

Afterwards, people sent in tons of money to the boy who cried racist, his parents bought a Jag and tons of bling-bling, and the boy then was invited to the BET Awards ceremony and was lauded for beating up another person because the kids skin color was not the correct shade.
 
chewyxrage said:
tinypic reinstated the pic

I was curious why it got deleted as it's obviously non-nude
and certainly less offensive than thousands of others
 
that was stupid as hell. Hope whoever wrote it continues there life work at mcdonalds as drive through attendant
 
HAYEZ said:
that was stupid as hell. Hope whoever wrote it continues there life work at mcdonalds as drive through attendant
wait, aren't you a detroit resident?
how are you gonna talk shit about others careers when you yourself most likely did not graduate high school, collect welfare, and live in a bombed out piece of shit city?
if i did work at mcdonalds, which i don't, it would be a hundred times better than what you do, which is most likely nothing but sponge of the state of michigan.
 
Bino said:
wait, aren't you a detroit resident?
how are you gonna talk shit about others careers when you yourself most likely did not graduate high school, collect welfare, and live in a bombed out piece of shit city?
if i did work at mcdonalds, which i don't, it would be a hundred times better than what you do, which is most likely nothing but sponge of the state of michigan.
his avatar is better than yours
 
Spartacus said:
his avatar is better than yours
27% graduation rate in detroit and this dude is gonna call me a mcdonalds worker?
detroit should be demolished
 
Bino said:
wait, aren't you a detroit resident?
how are you gonna talk shit about others careers when you yourself most likely did not graduate high school, collect welfare, and live in a bombed out piece of shit city?
if i did work at mcdonalds, which i don't, it would be a hundred times better than what you do, which is most likely nothing but sponge of the state of michigan.
bino i think he was referring to the original writer, unless it is you
 
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