The Bikinimom Drinking Game

[p0ink]

it's time for a p0ink throwback...

whenever she posts about a new guy she fell in love with, take a drink and say a prayer for him.

whenever she posts giving relationship advice, take a drink and do the opposite.

whenever she talks about bringing back numerous, strange men to her apartment, take a drink and feel bad for her kids.

whenever she talks about her job as a stripper, take a drink and try very hard to think of something else.

whenever she talks about her former ex-husband, take a drink and nominate him for a medal.

whenever she posts about meeting some guy off of EF and the sex they have, take a drink and remember to schedule a blood test.

whenever she posts anything on the 'between the sheets', take a drink and gouge your eyes out.

whenever she posts some outrageous and incredible story, take a drink and pray she gets the help she needs.

whenever she posts pictures of herself, take a drink and feel bad for the person in the photo being associated with her.

 

[Cutiebaby]

your fuckin crazy.Are you trying to get alcohol poisoning?

 

[Bikini Mod]

your fuckin crazy.Are you trying to get alcohol poisoning?

LMFAO

 

[alien amp pharm]

If she ever gets banned, take a drink to celebrate

 

[redguru]

Anyone playing that game would drown in alcohol like that priest in Constantine.

 

[SlimJim52]

Is it only me or does this sound like someone got Jilted?

Eh, take a drink. Martini please, Straight up with Saphire and olives thank you.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Is it only me or does this sound like someone got Jilted?

Eh, take a drink. Martini please, Straight up with Saphire and olives thank you.

WERD

 

[p0ink]

Is it only me or does this sound like someone got Jilted?

Eh, take a drink. Martini please, Straight up with Saphire and olives thank you.

someone got jilted? whoa, whoa, whoa...excuse me?

 

[Bikini Mod]

someone got jilted? whoa, whoa, whoa...excuse me?

bor I think you just got yerself pwned.

LMFAO

 

[swolenole]

it's time for a p0ink throwback...

whenever she posts about a new guy she fell in love with, take a drink and say a prayer for him.

whenever she posts giving relationship advice, take a drink and do the opposite.

whenever she talks about bringing back numerous, strange men to her apartment, take a drink and feel bad for her kids.

whenever she talks about her job as a stripper, take a drink and try very hard to think of something else.

whenever she talks about her former ex-husband, take a drink and nominate him for a medal.

whenever she posts about meeting some guy off of EF and the sex they have, take a drink and remember to schedule a blood test.

whenever she posts anything on the 'between the sheets', take a drink and gouge your eyes out.

whenever she posts some outrageous and incredible story, take a drink and pray she gets the help she needs.

whenever she posts pictures of herself, take a drink and feel bad for the person in the photo being associated with her.

sounding a little bitter.....I love to get used for either my money or body from time to time......just as long as I get used.

 

[mm107]

I Love My Bikinimom!

 

[p0ink]

bor I think you just got yerself pwned.

LMFAO

please. you and i both know i never hit on/flirted with you, or any other female on this board, the entire time i have been a member here.

 

[Bikini Mod]

please. you and i both know i never hit on/flirted with you, or any other female on this board, the entire time i have been a member here.

I have successfully ignored you during my entire time on elite.

So why you feel the need to give me attention is beyond me.

And you CALL ME an attention whore? LOL

The good peeps of elite seem to see more than you are willing to admit.

 

[-SD-]

I used to feel the way you do about bmom bro, but she is starting to e-grow on me. Her threads are more like car wrecks than drinking games. You know you shouldnt slow down and loon but you do anyway. If you look enough times its eventually fun.

 

[Bikini Mod]

LOL I am e-growing on ya... sorta like a fungus, eh?


Mushroom walks into a bar and says, "Bartender give me a drink."

The bartender replies, "Sorry but we dont serve your kind here."

To which the mushroom retorts, "Why not? I'm a fungi!"


Hehehehehehehehehhee


One of my alltime fav jokes... drives my kids nuts.

 

[swolenole]

I was thinking more like me getting Bikinimom to bend over the bar butt ass naked and me to lay under her and drink chilled Yeagar poured through the crack of her ass....dripping off her vulva

more along the Spring Break body shot theme.....yours seems a bit more like a fraternity house style drinking game..

 

[Bikini Mod]

I was thinking more like me getting Bikinimom to bend over the bar butt ass naked and me to lay under her and drink chilled Yeagar poured through the crack of her ass....dripping off her vulva

more along the Spring Break body shot theme.....yours seems a bit more like a fraternity house style drinking game..

This is something that I WILL try with one of my daddy's LOL

 

[rudeboyja]

LOL I am e-growing on ya... sorta like a fungus, eh?


Mushroom walks into a bar and says, "Bartender give me a drink."

The bartender replies, "Sorry but we dont serve your kind here."

To which the mushroom retorts, "Why not? I'm a fungi!"


Hehehehehehehehehhee


One of my alltime fav jokes... drives my kids nuts.

heard it different. What do you call a mushroom with a 12 inch stem? a Fungi..... As a dude I probably be telling that joke

 

[alien amp pharm]

I used to feel the way you do about bmom bro, but she is starting to e-grow on me. Her threads are more like car wrecks than drinking games. You know you shouldnt slow down and loon but you do anyway. If you look enough times its eventually fun.

I use to respect you

 

[-SD-]

I use to respect you

Ive been a member of this board way too long to care about the drama people create. And I usually dont have time.

 

[tiger88]

hahahahah omg this is Po0ink deal!

do the "werd" drinking game

 

[Bikini Mod]

hahahahah omg this is Po0ink deal!

do the "werd" drinking game

I believe that this sorry ass thread wasn't even original, just a mere cut and paste from THAT one.

Where's the love?

I dont even deserve the time for someone to come up with NEW material? Just a cut and paste?


FUCK YOU ALL!

 

[Spartacus]

I was thinking more like me getting Bikinimom to bend over the bar butt ass naked and me to lay under her and drink chilled Yeagar poured through the crack of her ass....dripping off her vulva

more along the Spring Break body shot theme.....yours seems a bit more like a fraternity house style drinking game..

that's kind of a cool idea. I wonder if it burns?

I put a can of sliced peaches halves(in heavy syrup) in the fridge
and sucked them in and out of her
had to be careful to not let one "get away"

 

[Spartacus]

reminds me of a story I believe I read here
some dude was sodomizing his girl's ass with a cucumber and then it
"got sucked in"
he commented about her freaking out
heh

 

[Bikini Mod]

reminds me of a story I believe I read here
some dude was sodomizing his girl's ass with a cucumber and then it
"got sucked in"
he commented about her freaking out
heh

Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[manny78]

it's time for a p0ink throwback...

whenever she posts about a new guy she fell in love with, take a drink and say a prayer for him.

whenever she posts giving relationship advice, take a drink and do the opposite.

whenever she talks about bringing back numerous, strange men to her apartment, take a drink and feel bad for her kids.

whenever she talks about her job as a stripper, take a drink and try very hard to think of something else.

whenever she talks about her former ex-husband, take a drink and nominate him for a medal.

whenever she posts about meeting some guy off of EF and the sex they have, take a drink and remember to schedule a blood test.

whenever she posts anything on the 'between the sheets', take a drink and gouge your eyes out.

whenever she posts some outrageous and incredible story, take a drink and pray she gets the help she needs.

whenever she posts pictures of herself, take a drink and feel bad for the person in the photo being associated with her.

Dude I'm trying to quit drinking !!!