the bikini model is goooooooooooone!!!

[GoldenDelicious]

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn haters 1,2 and 3 voodooes me from across the world! daaaaaaaaamn in spewing, she wasnt out tonight!!

on the bright side i was being chatted up by a girl with a fiancee and being maybe set up with this really hot mental tall blonde stripper in her early 20s...the weekend is not lost, and who knows, she might still be here

actually its only thursday, what am i talking about

update tomorrow

maybe

if i succeed lol

 

[coverguy]

piker!

 

[bran987]

nice! love drunk posts

 

[SoreArms]

I need to go out chicken hawking

 

[GoldenDelicious]

bullshit i dont pike for anybody!

if she isnt here, she'll be back, and if she isnt, im going to sydney in january, and ill get her there. and her sister too, just for making me go out of my way.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

what? me, drunk?

please, im safety sam. i have a breathalyser in my car. (right next to the NOX switch )

(not lying about the breathalyser, i hate drunk drivers.)

 

[Forge]

loser.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

loser.

if i get her tomorrow youre soooo going to self combust