The bidding will now begin to see who marries Seashell.

[gonelifting]

Shit, I just recieved two sealed bids. I`m not familiar with how to see what they are because... they`re sealed.




Damn PITA

OK I`ll see what I can do about this.

 

[Seashell]

What the..? GL, you are out of control! lol

I have to say, the bids in this thread are very flattering. The first time, some 60 yr old dude offered my father 2 goats and a chicken for me. Yeah. That's good for the ego. lol Also, I was 6. Gross.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Sorry Shelly already married. My wife pulls the purse strings now. I had to recently beg to get new golf clubs. If I wasn't married, I'd happly give everything I own.

But I already did that to pay for my wedding!

 

[SoreArms]

What the..? GL, you are out of control! lol

I have to say, the bids in this thread are very flattering. The first time, some 60 yr old dude offered my father 2 goats and a chicken for me. Yeah. That's good for the ego. lol Also, I was 6. Gross.

would i have won though? Notice I'm the only one who offered spooning and affection, those other guys just want you to wash the dishes and stuff.

 

[Deterass]

All six inches!!

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Sorry guys, but seashell and I already have an arangment. You can ask her. Once I marry and divorce Britney Spears (I have an oath to make her one of my ex wives) she said we could tie the knot. So sorry to disapoint everyone.

 

[gonelifting]

What the..? GL, you are out of control! lol

I have to say, the bids in this thread are very flattering. The first time, some 60 yr old dude offered my father 2 goats and a chicken for me. Yeah. That's good for the ego. lol Also, I was 6. Gross.

OH shit, I have to calculate that now. If I factor in inflation, the 60 yo dude might be the high bidder! You could have had a million goats and chickens by now if you took the deal.

Does anyone have a chicken/goat to US dollar calculator?



PS I`m glad you`re being a good sport about this Seashell. lol I should have got permission before marrying you off. lol

 

[Deterass]

Sorry guys, but seashell and I already have an arangment. You can ask her. Once I marry and divorce Britney Spears (I have an oath to make her one of my ex wives) she said we could tie the knot. So sorry to disapoint everyone.

She doesnt like short guy's.........she told me so.

 

[jh1]

You are all fooling yourselves...

...think twice before you touch my girl...

 

[Testosterone boy]

Step aside gents.


I am offering conubial(sp?) rights to my manhood.


Priceless.