Thanks big tittied stripper!

[KillahBee]

So at some point lastnight in my drunken (among other things) stuper, I lost my cell phone. I just called it from a pay phone (which now cost an arm and a leg to use thanks to cell phones...) and there were 2 messages. One was from some Mexican guy yelling at me - "You called me three times mother fucker! Stop calling me!". The other was from my mother referencing that my phone was lost and apparently I haven't got it back yet. What? She goes on to note that a young lady called my parents' house with my cell phone to tell them she had it. Yep - it was the stripper with the triple Z bombs who was grinding my padawan into happiness last evening.

 

[hamstershaver]

its fate, you two are meant to be together, try to let sawastea down easy

 

[nutsnack]

lol @ triple Z

 

[jackangel]

subtly suggest she go see an boob resurfacing agent

 

[Dunk]

i would tell her to keep it.

she was mangled.

 

[KillahBee]

i would tell her to keep it.

she was mangled.

fuck that shit. I wanna speed dial those mammaries.

 

[boyer]

That was nice of her. I bought one of those video cell phones. Had a similar night to yours the night that I got it. I called the # and some chick answered. Never got it back.

 

[slat1]

That is the perfect opportunity to pimp yourself. When you go to pick it up make small talk with her. Be whitty etc. Tell her you would like to take her to dinner as a thank you. Before she answers laugh and say "okay, I just want to take you to dinner because I think you are good looking". She will pause. She will not know what to say. Right then say "so what do you think?". At that point you are in full control of the conversation and she knows it. Strippers like dominant guys. She will be intrigued and say "yes". Trust me. I have a made a living out of dating strippers. Its a done deal she will go... even if she has a boyfriend there is a good chance.
Do it! If she says no... report back to me! I will take full responsibility!

 

[canadianhitman]

That is the perfect opportunity to pimp yourself. When you go to pick it up make small talk with her. Be whitty etc. Tell her you would like to take her to dinner as a thank you. Before she answers laugh and say "okay, I just want to take you to dinner because I think you are good looking". She will pause. She will not know what to say. Right then say "so what do you think?". At that point you are in full control of the conversation and she knows it. Strippers like dominant guys. She will be intrigued and say "yes". Trust me. I have a made a living out of dating strippers. Its a done deal she will go... even if she has a boyfriend there is a good chance.
Do it! If she says no... report back to me! I will take full responsibility!

This is good advice.

 

[KillahBee]

I just called the phone and she picked up. She is in the city for the PR parade. She wants me to call my cell around 10 or 11 tonight and we'll meet up. Yeah dude, yeah.

 

[redguru]

Why do I think of that song "Pearl Necklace" at this moment.

 

[DieselGunz]

Play on Playa!

 

[slat1]

I just called the phone and she picked up. She is in the city for the PR parade. She wants me to call my cell around 10 or 11 tonight and we'll meet up. Yeah dude, yeah.

When you meet with her do not lie/exagerate. They can smell that a mile away. Be honest. It catches them so offguard. They are used to guys lying to them.
This girl is intrigued by who you might be. If she wasn't she would have sent you the phone in the mall or dropped it off someplace.
If she will hang out with you for a while.. she will ask if you are dating someone. It may not be those exact words but she will find out. If she asks why you don't have a gf tell her you have been focusing on work and working out. Let her know that you meet a lot of girls at the gym (that tells her you have a hot body) but that none of them really sparked your interest. By doing this you have set the standard in her brain that you expect a lot from women. That the woman has to be someone special. Subconsciously, she wants someone to think she is that special!!! Ask her out....

*BTW... for you doubters.... my stripper skills will be on display when we finally have the North East meetup!

 

[DieselGunz]

BTW... for you doubters.... my stripper skills will be on display when we finally have the North East meetup!
__________________

We gotta get one of these!

 

[janstehlik]

Slat1: good advice bor. I have similar experience.

 

[squatpuke]

How'd she get the cell phone anyway?

Inquiring minds want to know....

 

[KillahBee]

How'd she get the cell phone anyway?

Inquiring minds want to know....

I have no clue bro. Maybe it fell out during the lap dance and she grabbed it or maybe she just happened to find it wherever I lost it and decided to be nice.

 

[sonic_death_monkey]

That is the perfect opportunity to pimp yourself. When you go to pick it up make small talk with her. Be whitty etc. Tell her you would like to take her to dinner as a thank you. Before she answers laugh and say "okay, I just want to take you to dinner because I think you are good looking". She will pause. She will not know what to say. Right then say "so what do you think?". At that point you are in full control of the conversation and she knows it. Strippers like dominant guys. She will be intrigued and say "yes". Trust me. I have a made a living out of dating strippers. Its a done deal she will go... even if she has a boyfriend there is a good chance.
Do it! If she says no... report back to me! I will take full responsibility!

I like this angle! Very good take on the situation..... your experience is self evident.

 

[Gymgurl]

No Need to thank me...

 

[pintoca]

When you meet with her do not lie/exagerate. They can smell that a mile away. Be honest. It catches them so offguard. They are used to guys lying to them.
This girl is intrigued by who you might be. If she wasn't she would have sent you the phone in the mall or dropped it off someplace.
If she will hang out with you for a while.. she will ask if you are dating someone. It may not be those exact words but she will find out. If she asks why you don't have a gf tell her you have been focusing on work and working out. Let her know that you meet a lot of girls at the gym (that tells her you have a hot body) but that none of them really sparked your interest. By doing this you have set the standard in her brain that you expect a lot from women. That the woman has to be someone special. Subconsciously, she wants someone to think she is that special!!! Ask her out....

*BTW... for you doubters.... my stripper skills will be on display when we finally have the North East meetup!

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, the guy is good

 

[Becoming]

I just called the phone and she picked up. She is in the city for the PR parade. She wants me to call my cell around 10 or 11 tonight and we'll meet up. Yeah dude, yeah.

so what happend dude? I hope you post up vids.

 

[slat1]

Update please!

 

[KillahBee]

Spoke to her on the phone lastnight - she was still partying (i.e. sucking off everyone withing a 7 block radius) in the city, so we are gonna meet up this week.

 

[awittyusername]

Spoke to her on the phone lastnight - she was still partying (i.e. sucking off everyone withing a 7 block radius) in the city, so we are gonna meet up this week.

She probably wasn't impressed with you 8lb cell phone that has a rotary dial

 

[slat1]

If you have a camera phone it could get real interesting.

 

[tuc biscuit]

you'e not getting that phone back

 

[redcrimeboy]

She probably wasn't impressed with you 8lb cell phone that has a rotary dial

lol, and a big battery pack she has to keep in a bag.

 

[Yummy1]

So at some point lastnight in my drunken (among other things) stuper, I lost my cell phone. I just called it from a pay phone (which now cost an arm and a leg to use thanks to cell phones...) and there were 2 messages. One was from some Mexican guy yelling at me - "You called me three times mother fucker! Stop calling me!". The other was from my mother referencing that my phone was lost and apparently I haven't got it back yet. What? She goes on to note that a young lady called my parents' house with my cell phone to tell them she had it. Yep - it was the stripper with the triple Z bombs who was grinding my padawan into happiness last evening.

Most strippers are more intelligent than the general female population. (Not being sarcastic)

I find it funny how some women call them whores and look down on them when they are the ones going to clubs every weekend sleeping with the first man that shows them attention.

At least a strippers get paid for playing men.

Club sluts get fucked and dumped for being stupid.

 

[slat1]

Most strippers are more intelligent than the general female population. (Not being sarcastic)

I find it funny how some women call them whores and look down on them when they are the ones going to clubs every weekend sleeping with the first man that shows them attention.

At least a strippers get paid for playing men.

Club sluts get fucked and dumped for being stupid.

I just wanted to see what that said!

 

[Wynn]

I have no clue bro. Maybe it fell out during the lap dance and she grabbed it or maybe she just happened to find it wherever I lost it and decided to be nice.

Try to remember bro. You probably hung it on her g-string while you were stewed.

 

[slickdadd]

I think I might go set up a seperate cell phone account just to leave it somewhere and reel in the skanks that pick it up. A skank lure if you will.

 

[tuc biscuit]

killah has a new camera phone, was my prediction right?

 

[KillahBee]

killah has a new camera phone, was my prediction right?

Nope. I got my phone from the slizzutt. No sex though. A little talking and her coaxing me back to the strippy, but nothing more. But I did buy a camera phone.

 

[Becoming]

you must get pics now and post that shit

 

[slat1]

This sounds like a lost opportunity...

 

[Sub-Zero]

I just called the phone and she picked up. She is in the city for the PR parade. She wants me to call my cell around 10 or 11 tonight and we'll meet up. Yeah dude, yeah.

lol... "okay babe, call your cell at 10, heres your number "

 

[KillahBee]

This sounds like a lost opportunity...

Perhaps. I am a mental mess right now, so the last thing on my mind is tossing it in some HIV-infested stripper (I know - I never thought I would say that....). I'll see her again though - soon. And I will have my new camera phone and a bottle of Cialis.